What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Carpet
You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
Echo
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
What fruit loves to go crazy and go wild?
Bananas
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is a CLOCK?
I’m an even, single-digit number. Once you write me, I have no start or end. I look like a standing pair of glasses. Who am I?
8
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (salary)
What food loves to yell and shout?
Ice cream
What can you catch but not throw?
Cold
You’re running a race and, just before the finish line, you pass the person in second place. In what place did you finish the race?
second place
Take a letter away from an odd number and it becomes even. What is that number?
Seven (Seven-S=Even)
You cut me up, you chop me up, you dice me up and you cry over me. What am I?
Onion
In what vegetable can you find all sorts of animals?
Zucchini (zoo-cchini)
What has a head and tail but no body?
Coin
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A River
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What is the wealthiest nut?
Cashew
I am a fruit that is always sad. What am I?
A BLUEberry
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your Age
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me, you won't have me. What am I?
A Secret
If there are four apples and you take away three, how many do you have?
You took three apples, so you have three!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crummy