4th Grade Jokes
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What do you call a female lion
A lioness
The capital city of North Dakota.
Bismarck
7X6=
42
Curious George
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Which is a habitat for a fish: an aquarium or a terrarium?
An Aquarium
The county seat of Benson County.
Minnewaukan
How much money is .01
1 cent or 1 penny
What is the name of the mischievous, speechless, monkey in "Aladdin"?
Abu
What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age
In which direction does the top of the needle on a compass always point?
North
Who was George Washingtons first lady?
Martha Washington
In Roman numerals, what letter do you put in front of V to make 4?
I
The monkey from "Family Guy," that lives in Chris's closet.
Evil Monkey
What can you break even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Skin is to humans as scales are to...
Fish
What is the capital city of Minnesota?
St. Paul
In a fraction, what do you call the number above the line?
Why are Spider Monkeys called "Spider Monkeys"?
Because of their long arms, legs and tails.
A man who was outside in the rain with our an umbrella or a hat, but didn't get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald!
Are the smallest pieces of matter called atoms or grams?
Atoms
Sing or say the first five words of "America the Beautiful"
"O beautiful for spacious skies"
In measurement, how much is half of a foot?
6 inches
The most Famous Ape of All Time!
King Kong