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Does Mr. John lose at every single game he challenges people to play?
YES!
John had a heartbreak.
True or false?
true
How did John get fired?
By deleting everything off of the computer system in McDonald's
Is John actually the leader of his pack?
No
What happens when John argues with students?
He runs away from school / gets in trouble
Why does Mr. John get hate mail?
Because he ran over a cone with the van
Why did Mr. John put up a business sign that he could not afford?
Because he thought of doing it and he did
What did John say on TV?
Stuff he shouldn't have said as the managers at the local TV station fired him.
Why did John sign up for a country club?
To get his business back
Why did John cut class?
He didn't want to take a test
What kind of nightmare did John have?
Selling the school to Collin
How does John survive school?
He never went to school. He skipped it. He just told his parents he did.
What did John do for his 21st birthday?
He poked a golf club against his chest and got a big bruise
Who bought John Fanta soda?
Collin
Why does John have a mustang?
Just does
What did John do to AJ's trucks?
He poured bleach in John's tow trucks
What was John's payback for pouring bleach in AJ's trucks?
AJ tried doing something to ruin John's job
Why was John in a room with 3 angry men?
Because he thought he'd be helpful there
When John cries, does he always gets what he wants?
NO!
John woke up AJ at midnight by calling him on the phone.
True or false?
TRUE!
John set McDonald's on fire.
True or false?
True
Why does John hate Christmas?
He doesn't when it comes to going to Miami Beach
Why does John like stuffed monkeys?
He just does, especially the creepy ones
What is John's lunch break like?
He always eats PB&J and drinks Fanta for lunch. He never eats healthy!
John loves making money.
True or false?
False, he loves being broke