Family
What types of dogs does Mr. Mac have?
A weiner dog and a wolf dog
What's Mr. Mac's favorite cookie?
Gingersnaps
What did Mr. Mac do before teaching?
Nuclear engineer and navy
Out of _____, out of ____
Out of sight, out of mind
What kind of car does Mr. Mac drive?
Trick question- he rides a motorcycle
What does Mr. Mac's wife do for a living?
A pharmacist
What did Mr. Mac wish for for Christmas?
a shoehorn
What is Mr. Mac's favorite activity?
Sleeping
"You are all smarter than the average ____"
You are all smarter than the average bear
What tattoo does Mr. Mac have?
Fraternity
What is Mr. Mac's lineage?
Irish and Chinese
What is Mr. Mac's favorite color?
Blue
What animal did Mr. Mac want to save?
Whales
"Did y'all hear about the ________ guy that walked into a ___?"
Did y'all hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?
What fraternity was Mr. Mac president of?
Mu Alpha Theta
Who does Mr. Mac not like in his family?
His sister in law
What's Mr. Mac's favorite drink?
Unsweet tea
What was Mr. Mac not allowed to join because he worked with nuclear technology?
Greenpeace
"I don't even like my own ____"
I don't even like my own kids
How do you spell Mr. Mac's last name?
McCarragher
How old is Mr. Mac's son?
25
What is so special about Mr. Mac's favorite pair of pants?
They unzip at the knee and can become shorts
What job did Mr. Mac want that his wife said no to?
A pilot
"Coming to school makes me ____ to __ _______?
Coming to school makes me sick to my stomach
Who is Mr. Mac's work wife?
Ms. Gantz