Mr. Morticelli
How many sisters does Mr. Morticelli have?
Two. One older, one younger!
11 * 11
121
Which is heavier? A metric ton of bricks or a metric ton of feathers?
They're both EQUALLY heavy!
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
The greatest QB in the history of the NFL?
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr.
Where is Mr. Morticelli originally from?
Marlborough, MA!
(5 * 2) - (3 * 3)
1
What is 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 8 x 9 x 0
0
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
This baseball player has the most home runs in major league history!
Barry Bonds.
How OLD is Mr. Morticelli? Be kind :(
29 but I will be 30 soon.
How many degrees are in a RIGHT angle?
90 degrees.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
There is a grandfather, father, and son in the car.
What is the end of everything?
The letter g.
The only NBA player with 10,000 points, 10,000 rebounds, and 10,000 assists in his career.
LeBron James.
Where on Earth did Mr. Morticelli go to college?
Framingham State University in Framingham, MA
What is the square root of 144?
12
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
The LAST Cleveland Browns player to win NFL League MVP.
QB Brian Sipe in 1980
What is the name of Mr. Morticelli's FAVORITE all time video game?
2345 + 3726
6071
I add five to nine and get two. The answer is correct, but how?
9 on the clock plus 5 hours is 2 o'clock.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo.
The only sport where love is nothing
Tennis.