History
Mr. Paradis' favorite historical figure
Who is Augustus Meyers?
Mr. Paradis' favorite singer
Who is Enya?
Mr. Paradis' favorite book series
What is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Mr. Paradis' favorite school of philosophy
What is Neoplatonism
Mr. Paradis' favorite historical American president (hint: it's not Teddy Roosevelt)
Who is Calvin Coolidge?
Mr. Paradis' favorite historical subject to teach
What is African American cultural history?
The most important musician in American cultural history (in Mr. Paradis' opinion)
Who is James Reese Europe?
Mr. Paradis' favorite genre of literature
What is post-apocalyptic fiction?
Mr. Paradis' second favorite school of philosophy
What is Judeo-Islamic philosophy?
The most important moment in American electoral history (in Mr. Paradis' opinion)
What is the Election of 1800?
Mr. Paradis' favorite era of history
What is "Early Modern America"? (1845-1970)
In the Biggie vs. Tupac debate, this is the rapper that Mr. Paradis believes is the best.
Who is Lamont Coleman?
The first audiobook that Mr. Paradis ever listened to
What is World War Z?
Mr. Paradis' favorite philosopher
Who is Ibn Arabi
The event that caused Mr. Paradis to become fascinated by American politics and law
What is the election of 2000?
Mr. Paradis' least favorite unit in the American history curriculum
What is the "colonies" unit?
Mr. Paradis' favorite Christmas song
What is One Toy Soldier by Enya?
Mr. Paradis' favorite poet
Who is Kahlil Gibran?
The most important philosopher in human history (in Mr. Paradis' opinion)
Who is Plato?
This 1996 U.S. presidential candidate had Mr. Paradis' full support
Who is Hulk Hogan?
Mr. Paradis' favorite non-American historical figure
Who is Winston Churchill?
The song that Mr. Paradis sang on stage during the Ultimate Variety Show in 1999
What is Eve of Destruction?
Mr. Paradis' favorite work of poetry
What is The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran?
The first work of philosophy that Mr. Paradis ever read
What is The Iliad?
The U.S. presidential candidate that Mr. Paradis voted for in 2020
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