Mr. Zach - Younger years
Mr. Zach - HS
Mr. Zach - College+
Mr. Zach CE
Mr. Zach - Hobbies
100
How old is Mr. Zach?
34 years old.
100
What was the only high school play Mr. Zach was ever in?
High School Musical, the Musical.
(He can still do the dance).
100
What subject will Mr. Zach's PhD be in?
(He will definitely finish it someday)
Political Science / Constitutional Law
100
How many concussions has Mr. Zach had this school-year?
4 (that you know about!).
100
How many instruments can Mr. Zach carry a tune on (not play well).
15 if you count the cowbell!
200
What was Mr. Zach's first Halloween costume?
A Valentine.
200
How did Mr. Zach's sophomore English teacher get his students' attention when they were having a side conversation?
He threw his shoes.
200
What video game did Mr. Zach play to pay for his undergraduate degree?
World of Warcraft (Top 25 US).
200
How did Mr. Zach buy his practical suburu?
Casino money!
200
Why does Mr. Zach call his partner his "OGF".
Official Girl Friend, opposed to his Kind-of Girlfriend, which she previously was. 
300
What age did Mr. Zach start playing tennis?
5
300
What did Mr. Zach's father do to teach Mr. Zach the importance of hard work (or something), when Mr. Zach started mowing the lawn?
He bought a new, manual mower, and dulled the blades.
(Mr. Zach actually learned to "Work Smarter, Not Harder")
300
Mr. Zach beat a member of the US Olympic Team in which sport?
Ping pong / Table Tennis
(She was 12 [still counts!])
300
How many cow bells does Mr. Zach have?
5
Carla, Carlos, Carmen, Cassandra, and BESSY
300
How old is Mr. Zach's greyhound, Oji?
11
(But he doesn't look a day over 5!)
400
Why does Mr. Zach know/care about his zodiac sign?
Because it's the best, duh!
Largest planet (it's a star) and the best animal (lion).
400
What was Mr. Zach's punishment for hosting a exchange student without telling his parents?
He had to do the dishes and all the cooking until he went to college.
400
What psychology class project destroyed Mr. Zach's reputation in college?
He had to walk around campus with his fly down, and people who noticed when he walked past them were interviewed as to why they didn't say anything.
(2/100 people helped; his reputation never recovered)
400
What is Mr. Zach allergic to and what it is his reaction?
Shellfish, he blushes.
Vicodin, he hallucinates
400
At Rose City Comic-Con 2012, Mr. Zach won a qualifier for what tournament, after learning how to play the game 20 minutes beforehand?
The Pokemon TCG World Championships 2013
500
What made Mr. Zach cry during his little league tee-ball game (at the tender age of 4).
His coach cussed him out when the wind knocked over the ball and Mr. Zach picked it up, gave it to the catcher, and was called out.
500
What successful issue did Mr. Zach identify when he ran the Student Body President's campaign.
Urinal dividers. They won 88% of the male demographic!
500
What had happened on campus the week before Mr. Zach's first overnight college visit?
A riot!
Police were called, students were tear-gassed and beat with batons, it was a whole thing.
500
What does Mr. Zach say when a student asks if he likes/dislikes them?
"I love all my students, even you."
500
This was Mr. Zach's intended middle name.
