People She Knows
Who punched out Ms. Lee's car window in the parking garage one week before she started working at BISFA?
Bonus: Where did this person work?
Her high school (and then post-college) ex-girlfriend's ex-girlfriend. Bonus: She worked at 28 South.
What score did Ms. Lee get on her meter test in Poetry II?
4/20
What's Ms. Lee's proposed stripper name and place of work?
Assonance, and she works at The Spectrum.
How many years did Ms. Lee have braces for?
Five Years
What ADHD medicine does Ms. Lee always forget to take?
Adderall
What is the name of the college professor Ms. Lee always talks about?
Josh Weiner
What substance was rumored to be kept in Ms. Lee's closet?
Copious Amounts of Alcohol
Where did Ms. Lee get her tattoo on her ankle done?
An ex-boyfriend's house. (He was a Creative Writer)
What cancer was Ms. Lee misdiagnosed with in college?
What is Ms. Lee's favorite website?
The Maryland Judiciary Case Search
Who does Ms. Lee have peace orders against?
Her high-school girlfriend's parents.
What side hustle was Ms. Lee rumored to have?
That she was a stripper.
What poetry journal did Ms. Lee get published in during her senior year that she regrets having her work in?
50 Haikus
What health event does Ms. Lee occasionally simulate through her migraines?
A Stroke
What did Ms. Lee do when she found out that Hozier was 6'6"?
She fell on the floor.
At UMD, what concert did she unknowingly attend?
Cupcakke
Which of these three rumors have not been spread about Ms. Lee?
1. Ms. Lee's class ruins your GPA
2. Ms. Lee does drugs
3. Ms. Lee dated a 47-year-old
Lie: Ms. Lee dated a 47-year-old
What two BISFA departments accepted Ms. Lee into their program?
1. Creative Writing
2. Vocal
During high school, what class did Ms. Lee go into anaphylactic shock in?
Ms. Stokes
What was Ms. Lee accused of after using a (water) spray bottle for classroom management?
Child Abuse Allegations
What is the stage name of her rapper ex-boyfriend?
Diamond Force Time Machine
What was Ms. Lee's score on the RAADS test?
198
What is Ms. Lee's car's name?
Luna
As a teenager, what class did Ms. Lee have frequent asthma attacks in?
Mr. Clinger
What did Ms. Lee catch Kate doing in the parking garage?
Kate hanging halfway out of her car numerous times in attempt to get her parking ticket.