Inside Jokes
& TA Stuff
& TA Stuff
Ms. W Tattoos
& Outfits
& Outfits
WAFFLE
Ms. W Facts and/or Fruity Things
Ms. W Surprise Questions
(you didn't think I'd make it that easy, did you?)
(you didn't think I'd make it that easy, did you?)
100
What is my tiktok handle and who exposed me?
kwittystock
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Matilda
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS - What is Kylie's bats name?
DOUBLE BONUS DOUBLE PONTS - How is Kylie's bats name spelled?]
100
MULTIPLE CHOICE: How many shirts do I own that are half one color/pattern, half another?
a. Less than 5
b. 5
c. More than 5
c. More than 5
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What is one of my favorite shirts to wear (when teaching)?]
100
What about Waffle makes him different than other dogs to the point where he is allowed on planes & in stores?
He is ESA certified.
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What aspect of the classroom took me the longest to do?]
100
What is my favorite song?
"Single" by the Neighbourhood
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What is my middle name?]
100
What do these colors together represent for me?
🧡♡💗💜
Lesbian flag colors
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What is my favorite color in general?]
200
What are 3 of my favorite Eileen quotes?
*You must get 3 correct in order to receive points*
Possible answers:
"You're dead, c'mon"
"Who are you?"
"Oh yeah, for sure"
"This little ditty right here"
"Hey now"
"QUEEN BEHAVIOR"
"Don't get it twisted"
"Ms. Wittstock, YOU DIDN'T, you DID NOT"
200
What 2 fabric materials do I wear the most (shirts specifically)?
Flannel & Corduroy
(I guess I would also accept Cotton because of all the t-shirts)
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What would I probably wear every day if allowed in school?]
200
How old is Waffle?
Almost 3 years old
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What are the two dog breeds Waffle is a mix of?]
200
Which TA was I most like when I was in high school?
Eileen
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: Which is technically the only TA who is able to be a TA for either Film/Video OR Digital Art?]
[DOUBLE BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What classes has this TA had me as a teacher for?]
200
What is the name of the dude I dated for 5 years?
OR
What is the name of my most recent ex girlfriend?
Austin
Emilee
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS if you can tell me- which one moved to Ohio, and which one moved to Wisconsin?]
300
What TA correlates with each of the nicknames below?
The Dependable One
The Funny One
The Sarcastic One
The Inventive One
*You must get all parts correct in order to receive points*
Hailey
Eileen
Matilda
Kylie
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS - What is Ms. Wittstock's TA Shirt nickname?]
[DOUBLE BONUS DOUBLE POINTS - Which TA is the reason I made it through teaching eLearning as a first year high school teacher despite the overwhelming fact of getting hired 2 days before the start of the school year?]
300
Which of my tattoos are the only tattoo(s) not designed by me?
Frog with camera & Waffle on a motorcycle
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: Who designed each of those? (For each, I'll accept the answer of either the name of a TA, or the class that a student is currently in with me this semester if your guess is not a TA)]
300
What is one of the many Waffle stories I have told my students?
Answers may vary. Wittstock rules.
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What color are Waffle's ears? *You must be 100% specific and correct to receive these bonus points*]
300
1. What teacher am I closest with in the art department?
AND
2. What teacher am I the least close with in the art department?
*You must get both parts correct in order to receive points, and that includes knowing their actual teacher name, not just describing the person*
1. Ms. Hansen, AKA "That one photo teacher"
2. *Refer to Wittstock for correct answer*
300
Decode what I am trying to say here:
👨🚫✨
Men Ain't It
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: Which TA do I think would support me no matter what, and which TA am I convinced would ✨consider✨ killing me if the purge was real?]
400
1. Who was the first TA to beat me at 8 ball (imessage game)?
2. and who was pressed about it?
3. What imessage game have I never won against any TA despite the multiple times of trying?
4. Who has never played me in any imessage game?
*You must get all parts correct in order to receive points*
1. Hailey
2. Matilda
3. Crazy 8s (even though Matilda will probably say Word Hunt but that only applies to times I have played against Matilda, not all TAs, and technically there was that one time I did win Word Hunt)
4. Eileen
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS if you can tell me who thought my name was Rachel?
Then, what is my actual first name?]
400
How many tattoos do I have?
OR
Where do I go to get my tattoos done?
7 tattoos
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New Hope Tattoo in Lombard
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: Were they all done by the same tattoo artist? If you think no, then which tattoos do you think were not done by the same artist?]
400
What is Waffle's favorite song?
Cotton Candy by YUNGBLUD
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: On average, about how many hours of sleep do I get a night?]
400
Name a fact I have told you about my childhood.
AND
What was my favorite thing to do when I was a kid?
Answers may vary. Wittstock determines if correct.
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Sell coloring books I made by hand, or watch my neighbor work on his motorcycle and learn all about them at a young age.
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What is one of the largest obstacles I've had to overcome in my life?]
400
What is the exact reason I have an eyebrow slit?
*needs to be 100% correct to receive points*
Fruitiness and a motorcycle accident - both
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: What is your favorite thing about Wittstock? *MUST BE A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER FOR ME TO ACCEPT*]
500
Match the TA FACTS with the correct TA:
1. Has a middle name that is legally spelled incorrectly.
2. Has their birthday on Halloween.
3. Gives Wittstock the most attitude of all the TAs.
4. Has an ex that looks like a character from Flushed Away.
*You must get all parts correct in order to receive points*
1. Eileen
2. Kylie
3. Matilda
4. Hailey
500
Directions: First to buzz in gets to answer, starting at question 1, and if any are incorrect along the way of answering them, it goes to next person to buzz in, and they must then start from question 1. Only the TA to get ALL 4 questions correct will receive the points.
1. Do I have any tattoos other than the ones visibly located on my arm?
2. Which of my tattoos did I have prior to the start of this school year?
3. What is one reason none of my tattoos on my patchwork sleeve arm have color?
4. Describe the meaning of TWO of my tattoos that I designed and got done on my arm.
1. No
2. None
3. Answers may vary. Wittstock will determine.
4. Answers may vary. Wittstock will determine.
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS: Which period last semester was my most troubling class/gave me the most trouble? AND Which period this semester ACTUALLY gives me the most real trouble (not just hectic)?]
500
MULTIPLE CHOICE:
What did my students in my 7th period Digital Art 2 class say about this picture of Waffle?
a. "YOU HAVE TO BRING WAFFLE TO SCHOOL"
b. "Ms. Wittstock did you let Waffle get into some meds he shouldn't have?"
c. "I love Waffle, I would die for him and I have never even met him, but honestly he looks homophobic in that picture."
d. "Why does Waffle look like how my anxiety feels."
c.
[BONUS DOUBLE POINTS if you can tell me at least 5 elements of art and 5 principles of design (I taught all of you this!!!!)]
500
What is my favorite food, my least favorite food, and what do I like to do on my free time?
Pizza, vegetables, &
Acceptable answers:
I have no free time,
Design tattoos/get tattoos,
Ride my motorcycle
Take Waffle on long walks,
Hang with friends,
Revamp my house,
Keep up with candy machine business,
Play 8 ball or Crazy 8s with TAs,
Go on a run or walk,
Go on long drives/listen to music,
Spend time with my brother,
Watch Superstore
500
What set of emojis would I say matches best with which TA (and me)?
1. 🏒 💀 📱 👏
2. ✋ 🙄 🔪 💖
3. 😂 🎥 🦕 🎬
4. 🦇 😎 🎨 💜
5. 🍇 🏍️ 💅 🐶
1. Eileen
2. Matilda
3. Hailey
4. Kylie
5. Wittstock
-BONUS DOUBLE POINTS if you can guess what person I am trying to represent with this set of emojis here:
📷 🥂 👩🏫 🇫🇷🐕