0/30
The Walls of Ba Sing Se
Judge! My opponent claims he can activate the Ninjutsu ability of his Fallen Shinobi at this time to have the original unblocked creature deal damage and also get the trigger of the Shinobi. No way he's allowed to do that!
After First Strike damage, before regular damage
"Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash"
Teferi, Time Raveler
Yuriko
The Tiger's Shadow
This spell that's banned in Modern and Legacy, Restricted in Vintage and pointed in CanLander lets you get the best two cards from the top seven of your library. You don't have to delve deep to see that it's busted!
Dig Through Time
18/6
Yargle and Multani
What do you mean I can't sacrifice this worse Black Lotus to pay for my spell because I have to pitch my hand as cost? My copy doesn't say "Activate only as an instant", it clearly says "Play this ability as a mana source"...
Lion's Eye Diamond
"Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with this. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control"
Karn, Liberated
Najeela
The Blade-Blossom
This enchantment makes for a hell of a good time whenever it lands, even if it's rather short. Someone will die sooner or later on this trip, but at least with a lot of money in their pockets
Descent into Avernus
9/14
Autochthon Wurm
Judge, my idiot opponent says that he is allowed to activate this kind of ability even though I just cast a spell with Split Second to exile his combo piece...
Mana Ability
"Untap each enchanted permanent you control"
Estrid, the Masked
Xyris
The Writhing Storm
Here's one for all the UB-lovers: this guy spawns creatures whenever he hits an opponent and also makes your instants and sorceries cheaper for every buddy he has! Weird that he only has half of his color identity in his name though
Magnus the Red
8/0
Force of Savagery
Judge! My opponent claims he can go infinite during this step by abusing some text on the Gitrog Monster, but I know for sure no player gets priority during this step of the turn!
Cleanup Step
"You get an emblem with 'You may play lands and cast permanent spells from your graveyard.'"
Wrenn and Realmbreaker
Light-Paws
Emperor's Voice
This spell is a reference to a song by Bob Marley from the 70s. And it also kills anything (as long as that thing is not a professional criminal)
Shoot the Sheriff
-1/-1
Spinal Parasite
Judge! Because of my Ashaya with some counters all my creatures are also Forests. My opponent claims that this enchantment he just played stops all of them from tapping for green mana, even though the effects apply in the same layer and it has a later timestamp. What is a dependency?
Blood Moon
"Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice"
Space Beleren
Kudo
King Among Bears
One of two auras on the Pauper banlist, this one gets exponentially better for every copy you play. It's not like it doesn't also incidentally reward you for what your deck wants to be doing anyway
All that Glitters