side characters
Who was Talia rumored to have dated as of recent?
Nate Christensen
What is the devil's name?
Satan (aka. Nathaniel)
Beta Theta Pi parking lot (ie. their house mom's car)
Who all was involved in the badgirl crash?
Chloe, Anna, and Talia
"I just LOVE ____"
Talia, about literally anyone
Who asked out Chloe while in a yeti costume?
Jack Chism
What is a sand dollar?
a type of sea urchin (aka. sea cash)
where did Mel frequent often freshmen year that Talia, Anna, Chloe, and Annika just went too?
The Ahole
How much butter did Chloe use in the muffin crumble, that one fateful muffin night?
2 sticks (1 cup)
"shooting the sheshe"
Talia
Who proposed to Anna not once but twice?
Ronney
What is drafting?
riding/running closely behind others who are in front of you, to gain aerodynamic advantage (aka. farting)
Where did Ronney propose to Anna?
periodicals
What topic/event (passionate to Anna) caused Ivy and Chloe to go on a rant?
The concept/act of jumping into the petersen pits
**in a gremlin voice** "hehehehehehehe"
Anna Lee
Who is Chloe's drug dealer boyfriend according to Joey Rempe?
Alex Graff
Burning ___, was terms for divorce in biblical times
toast
"we have records of Hilel's teachings where he says things like, "If she burns the toast -- ervat davar! Divorce her!"
Where did Jack Chism propose dating to Chloe post hoco?
the campanile
What flavor of cake did we make, when we accidentally cooked scrambled eggs in the batter?
Chocolate pumpkin from Trader Joes
"Man I had a big crush on this girl Katie, people called her kinda fat Katie I think, but I just called her Katie, she was fat man, bruh it meant there was more of her"
Chloe
Who split his pants at freshman year formal, had three classes with a breakfast block boy, and coached Anna and Chloe in flag football while drunk?
Flannigan Parrot
What are Talia and Chloe's s-word's they are working on eradicating from their vocabulary?
Chloe: swear words in general
Where has Anna dragged people against their will on multiple occasions?
the peterson pits
List all the ingredients within the banana crumb muffin recipe. (10 ingredients)
flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, bananas, white sugar, butter, egg, brown sugar, cinnamon,
"I fear"
Raina