kid stuff
when is a door not a door?
when it's ajar.
what has legs but cannot walk?
a table.
Kelly has three daughters, and each daughter has a brother. how many children does Kelly have?
she has four children.
what building has the most stories in the world?
a library.
what does a liar do when they're dead?
they lie still.
what gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get too close, I’ll make you cry. what am I?
an onion.
Kim's mother has four children. their names are North, South, East, and...?
Kim.
what can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
a river.
what's nowhere but everywhere, except for where something is?
what falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
snow.
a girl fell off a 20-foot ladder, yet she wasn't hurt. how?
she fell off the bottom step.
if you speak its name, you break it. what is it?
silence.
rich people want it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you die. what is it?
nothing.
Sunday, Owen, and Peter go to a restaurant. they order lunch and pay the bill. but Owen and Peter forgot their wallets. how did they pay the bill?
they didn't. their friend, Sunday, did.
what can you catch but not throw?
a cold.
what can you hear but not see or touch, even though you control it?
your voice.
what word begins with an E, ends with an E, but has only one letter?
an envelope.
when is four half of five?
when it's in roman numerals.
a man receives a phone call telling him that his best friend is dead. the police tell him to come down to the crime scene immediately. when the man arrives ten minutes later, the police arrest him. how do they know he committed the crime?
the police never told him where the crime scene was.
what has a lot of keys but cannot open any doors?
a piano.
what month has 28 days?
all of them.
what word begins with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
a teapot.
I am always hungry and never stop eating, but water will kill me. what am I?
fire.
I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn your pancakes brown, and I make your champagne bubble. if you squeeze me, I’ll pop. If you look at me, you’ll pop. can you guess the riddle?
no.