Staff Infection
What Does That Squiggle Mean?
Dude, How Long Do You Hold This Thing?
Name That Piano Express Banger
Name that Dead Guy!
100

This note lives on a short line in the middle of the grand staff.

Middle C
100

Tempo means. . . 

What is the speed of the beat?

100

How long is a quarter note tied to another half note.

3 Beats

100

Beep Beep Beep Beep HONK, HONK _____

Bus Ride

100

This Russian composer had HUGE hands and could reportedly stretch a 12th on the piano. Who was it?

A. Sergei Rachmaninoff
B. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
C. Franz Liszt
D. Danny DeVito

Answer: A — Rachmaninoff

200

This line lives two lines down from the middle.

Bass F

200

Forte means....

What is loud?

200

This rest looks a top hat. Specify the name and how long.

What is a half rest and 2 beats.

200

Car-ni-val comes,

in-to my town

I get on the ride.

Carousel Ride

200

This Italian composer wrote more than 500 keyboard sonatas. He spent much of his career working for a princess. Basically, he was a full-time music employee. Who was he?

A. Antonio Vivaldi
B. Gordon Ramsay
C. Johann Sebastian Bach
D. Domenico Scarlatti

Answer: B — Scarlatti

300

This note lives 3 spaces up from the middle of the grand staff.

High C

300

What word means to play gradually softer?

diminuendo (or decrescendo)

300

What's the difference between a tie and a slur?

Ties connect notes of the same pitch - slurs connect different pitches.

300

Blue-be-rry Ice Cream,

So Sweet and Scrumptious

My ve-ry first bite

Is so humungous.

Brain Freeze


300

This pianist helped popularize performing from memory. Basically, she helped establish the tradition that has forced generations of piano students to memorize their damn recital pieces. Who was she?

A. Fanny Mendelssohn
B. Clara Schumann
C. Amy Beach
D. Macaulay Culkin


Answer: B — Clara Schumann

400

This symbol indicates how many beats are in every measure, and what note value gets the beat.

What is a time signature?

400

This symbol indicates a note needs to go up a half step.

What is a Sharp.

400

There are 4 of these in a whole note

What is a quarter note?

400

When the pie was o-pened the birds began to sing

Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king.

Sing a Song of Sixpence.


400


At the premiere of this composer's The Rite of Spring, the audience became so angry that a RIOT broke out. Imagine getting into a fight because you didn't like the music. Who was it?


A. Igor Stravinsky
B. Clara Schumann
C. Nadia Boulanger
D. Winona Ryder

Answer: A — Igor Stravinsky

500

How many lines in total does the grand staff have?

10

500

What does a double bar line signify?

The end of the song

500

How many sixteenth notes fit in 1 eighth note.

2

500

First Measure plays the 1 Chord

Second still plays the 1 chord

Third measure plays the 1 chord

Fourth Measure plays the 1 chord.

The Blues Chords.
500


Which composer decided that his orchestra needed 16 CANNON BLASTS to properly finish a piece of music?

A. Keanu Reeves
B. Stravinsky
C. Tchaikovsky
D. Mozart


C. Tchaikovsky