Computer
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where's my Pop corn?
What is a cow's favorite day?
Moo-thers Day!
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A Bed
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
Because nothing gets under their skin!!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
Double Points!!!!
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one. After one present, it is not empty any more.
How many letters are in The Alphabet?
There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?
I wuv you watts and watts.
When you are looking for something, Why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you should stop looking!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The Space Bar!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?
Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.
Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
IHOP!
What state is surrounded by the most water?
Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)