What's that, Grandpa?
The Internet Was a Mistake
Soundtrack of our Lives
You Had to Be There
Brain Rot and the Bible
100
Before smartphones could do everything except apparently make us happier, this device did almost nothing except play music—and people considered that a technological miracle.
What is an iPod?
100
This platform became famous for short videos, dance trends, oddly specific advice, and adults asking, “Why does this person have 4 million followers?”
What is TikTok?
100
This artist released the albums 1989, Folklore, and The Tortured Poets Department, proving that the title of an album can sound increasingly like the name of a very intense English class.
Who is Taylor Swift?
100
Before streaming services, people went to this store, rented a movie, and then experienced the financial consequences of forgetting to return it.
What is Blockbuster?
100
This Old Testament King showed Goliath who was truly Alpha.
Who is King David?
200
This rectangular object could hold an entire album, but if you wanted to hear the song on the other side, you had to physically remove it, flip it over, and put it back in.
What is a cassette tape?
200
This early social media platform allowed users to share 6 second videos before meeting an early death. In other words, this platform walked so TikTok could run.
What is Vine?
200
This rapper's 1999 album The Slim Shady LP helped introduce an entire generation of parents to the phrase, “Please don't listen to those lyrics.”
Who is Eminem?
200
This man low-key tried to run away from God and wound up in the belly of a giant fish instead.
Who is Jonah?
300
This social media website allowed users to publicly rank their top 8 friends (Though we don't recommend this in practice) and use advanced HTML web skills to customize your page's design.
What is MySpace?
300
This performer dealt an undisputed death blow to rival rapper Drake while headlining Superbowl 59.
Who is Kendrick Lamar?
300
This Old Testament King was known for his God-given wisdom. Based on the fact that he had 700 wives, you might say he had great "rizzdom".
Who is King Solomon?
400
Before handy calendar apps were created, technologically savvy adults used this fancy hand-sized digital organizer.
What is a Palm Pilot?
400
This is the spooky-themed mascot of the modern social media platform Snapchat.
What is a Ghost?
400
You may know this popular artist from Texas Hold 'Em. Your parents however used to Say Her Name as a member of RnB trio, Destiny's Child.
Who is Beyonce?
400
This disciple probably suffered from major FOMO after Jesus rose from the dead. He told the others, "Pics or it didn't happen."
Who is Thomas?
500
This 90s urban-themed website builder allowed users to create free websites on any subject matter they wanted. True story, Michael used it as a middle school student to create an X Files fan newsletter.
What is GeoCities?
500
This popular and tragic 90s band was known for their logo featuring a smiley face with x's over its eyes and a stuck out tongue. Today, middle school students still wear their shirt regularly.
Who is Nirvana?
500
This word refers to a person's overall vibe, presence, or mysterious ability to seem cool without visibly doing anything. Jesus didn't have to go farming to obtain it, that's for sure.
What is "aura"?