History of the Entire World, I Guess
Process allowing you to "taste the sun" and convert it into energy
Photosynthesis
The team that has the most world series championships with 27 thanks to players like Babe Ruth and Derek Jeter
New York Yankees
Game in which tricks like Backward Long Jumps, Owlless, Cannonless, and Mips Clip are performed
Super Mario 64
Former richest person in the world and CEO of Amazon
Jeff Bezos
The place located in a "sweet dank valley" in between two rivers which is considered to be the first civilization
Mesopotamia
A player that is already considered one of the greatest of all time due to the fact that he is both very good at pitching and hitting along with winning 2 worlds series and 4 MVPs
Shohei Ohtani
A commonly used glitch in speed running that allows the player to teleport to unintended locations by forcing the game to load incorrect map data
Wrong Warp
An American actor who stared in both Jurassic Park and Independence Day along with being a spokesperson for Appartments.com
Jeff Goldblum?
This stopped the sun from being a "deadly lazer" and allowed animals to go on land once there was food
Ozone
An impressive feat that was most recently accomplished by Domingo Germán where a pitcher records 27 straight outs without allowing a single baserunner
Perfect Game
Widely considered the greatest speed runner of all time who currently holds World Records in the five main categories of Super Mario 64 a feat never been done before.
Suigi (GreenSuigi)
The host of the reality TV show Survivor.
Jeff Probst?
A 1982 Movie in which a young Gelfling goes on a quest to save the world of Thra by overthrowing the evil Skeksis and repairing an ancient artifact
The Dark Crystal
Period of time ~500million years ago where "weird strange water bugs" and "strange fish" started to appear in the world
Cambrian Explosion
A player that is one of the Angel's all time greats and shares similarities to current Angel great Mike Trout as they both played outfield and have fish last names.
Tim Salmon
Technique in which the player manipulates the games memory to allow the injection of custom code. It was used to beat The Legend of Zelda in 2:19
Arbitrary Code Execution (ACE)
A niche marvel character who was surprisingly included in Marvel Rivals and initially became a target of ire from many fans due to his annoying playstyle.
Jeff the Land Shark?
The three kingdoms that Chandragupta and the Mauryan empire didn't conquer in India that "no one conquers" and were "merchants, probably" as "they've got spices"
The Tamils Kings
The all time leader in strikeouts as a batter who also went by the legendary nickname Mr. October due to outstanding playoff performances for the Yankees and Nationals
Reggie Jackson
A legendary glitch in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker that was thought to be impossible for 16 years and had a bounty of over $1000 for whoever could find it.
Barrier Skip
Former NFL center who most notably played for the Indianapolis Colts where he both won a super bowl with Peyton Manning and was their head coach in 2022
Jeff Saturday?