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Geography
I'm soooo bored
AIE
Oh me nuts
I have an awful malady
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When is it a very sad day?
When you can't find South Africa on a map.
100
Are you happy when you find out that you have a half-day of school this morning?
Of course not! The other half will be in the afternoon.
100
The Dead Sea is dead, right?
Well, it certainly isn't living!
100
Cat + parrot =
carrot yum
100
How does a cat eat a chocolate pudding?
Hopefully it doesn't.
200
Teacher: "Jennie, can you find Colombia on this map of South America?" Jennie: "Umm...let me see...can I have a hint?"
Teacher: "Of course. It's the country with the funny shape."
200
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this ?
Pupil: This is my father speaking !
200
How many balls of string would it take to get all the way to the surface of the Sun?
Infinity, or until the Sun's fire goes out
200
Name a condition that causes fish to be unable to swim.
DEATH, duh
200
I'll ask again. How does a cat eat a chocolate pudding?
If it has to, I think 'twould put it in its mouth like anyone else would.
300
An island is a piece of land surrounded by water on all but two sides. (You're thinking, "Whaaaaaat?")
It's true. The top and bottom are not surrounded by water.
300
Why do fish swim around in the ocean?
Because they can't walk.
300
Why can't you stand at the end of the line for lunch?
There's already someone there!
300
What happens if you shut yourself in the freezer?
You suffocate, and then you get really cold.
300
What is the very first thing that happens to someone who falls into the Atlantic Ocean from a shiny green cruise boat?
They get wet and cold.
400
You are a dinner guest to a family in the Philipines. You bring your pet dog along.
When the wife opens the door, she glances at the dog and smiles. "Oh, you brought dinner?"
400
Teacher: I wish you'd at least pay a little attention to the lesson, Bob!
Bob: Sorry, Teacher, I'm already broke. I don't have any to spare.
400
I now give credit to a website of jokes.
I copied several jokes from it. Some jokes on this geoparadie were inspired by the site (not copied). Either way I hereby give them credit even though their grammar was pretty awful here 'n' there.
400
Felis catus euglenus Can yOU guess not not not not not not not not?
Yes I cannot not not not not not not not not guess, not that I know what I just said. (I don't think that was really supposed to be funny, but if you found it to be so that's ok.)
400
So what is your awful malady?
How would I know? Go ask my doctor.