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100

What is my mom’s middle name?Bonus: what is my moms middle name a combination of?

Margarite (idk how to spell it)

Bonus: both of her grandmothers names, Margaret and Rita 

100

When he was 4, my grandpa made it into medical textbooks and was on constant watch because…

He broke his neck while jumping on the bed, becoming the youngest person to survive that type of break.

100

What is one thing my dad is known for COOKING, not baking?

Chiliiiii very good very good

100

Where did my parents go for their 15 year anniversary? Hint: last summer

Ireland

100
What is my grandmas favorite tactic in an argument 

Aggressive gaslighting

200

What is my (our) aunts last name, or my moms maiden name?

It’s Joyce 😇, really cute if you ask me

200

How did my grandpa try to recreate Mary Poppins?

He jumped off the roof with an umbrella.

200
True or false: my dad has been thrown through a wall and the floor by his brother

True 

200

What year did my parents get married?

2009 😝

200

True or false: my mom almost cut contact with my grandma after she tried to punish me and Honora for crying (we were 1.5 and 3 btw)

True🥰

300

What is the aunt that y'all haven’t met named?

Her name is Holly and when she’s not yelling at you she’s really nice

300

what high surface did my grandpa sled off of as a child?

He sledded off of the roof. (WITH a neck brace mind you)

300

how many siblings does my father have?

One older brother 🙂

300

How did my parents meet?

E-Harmony, the dating app 

300

My grandma did what to my mom when she accidentally swore?

She washed her mouth out with soap and made her eat some ✌🏻

400

what are my grandparents named? (Hint: it’s really cute)

Peter and Wendy 🥰

400

Why was recreating Mary Poppins bad for his love life?

My grandmas mom saw him doing it and called him an idiot😭

400

How old is my father?

48 I think

400

I true or false: BOTH of my aunts have gotten divorced at least once 

True 
400

What problem did my moms old boyfriend have?

Alcohol🫰🏻

500

What is my dads name?

Joseph🫰🏻, we love my boy Joseph around here

500

How did my grandpa almost get tetanus when he was 8?

He didn’t clean a wound he got from a rusty dump truck.

500
Out of these states, which one has my father lived in?

California, Oregon, Virginia, Tennessee, and New Jersey.

Tenesee, half credit if you said anything other than Virginia and Oregon because idk if he lived there or not.

500
How old was my stand a when she married my 21 year old grandpa?
Freshly 18🤨
500

True or false: my mom had to call the police on my grandma after she tried to burn the house down 

False, she could never pull that off