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“Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.”
What is The Lightning Thief/Percy Jackson?
“The writing is poor, characters are boring and annoying, and the pacing is horrendous. Even the music is subpar. Definitely the worst in the AA series.”
What is The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles?
“Spark of Rebellion”
“Twilight of the Apprentice”
“Jedi Night”
What is Star Wars Rebels?
“Wedding Song”
“All I’ve Ever Known”
“Flowers”
What is Hadestown?
Revenge of the Sith for a different franchise
What is The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes?
“In glittering Shanghai, a monster awakens.”
What is These Violent Delights?
“I tried to give this game a chance and thought the concept would be cool but within minutes I became incredibly bored and was overwhelmed with the narrative choices. I also became very confused with the flow of the narrative. The narrator is also super annoying. The art style is kind of neat but I ultimately ended up not liking it. The game also gets quite repetitive despite subtle changes in the story as I progressed. There is a ton of dialog, which unfortunately, I did not enjoy at all. I ended up skipping through it all starting about halfway into the game. It made no sense to me that you die but the story continues on, multiple times. Most of the dialog is nonsensical and abstract. Good thing I only spent 2 hours of my life playing this.”
What is Slay the Princess?
“Hollow Mind”
“O Titan Where Art Thou”
“Watching and Dreaming”
What is The Owl House?
“A Rumor in St Petersburg”
“In My Dreams”
“Quartet at the Ballet”
What is Anastasia?
Existential Crisis: Now in Pink!
What is Barbie?
“Joost had two problems: the moon and his mustache.”
What is Six of Crows?
“Hardly a game but that's not even my issue, it's that people tout this as some strong emotional journey but in reality it's a bunch of unfortunate stories that no one cares about. Like I'm sorry but I just don't care that family member 64 in some random video game died. The only redeeming quality of this game is that the art direction is actually quite good.”
What is What Remains of Edith Finch?
“Left Behind”
“Look for the Light”
“Day One”
What is The Last of Us?
“What Is This Feeling?”
“I’m Not That Girl”
“For Good”
What is Wicked?
This Was Based on a Disney Ride???? (featuring really bad sequels)
What is Pirates of the Caribbean: Desd Man’s Chest OR Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End?
“A girl is running for her life.”
What is The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue?
“It has a few moments of highlight, but they don't justify a 15 hour of a dragging uninspired combat and highly derivative gameworld design. They say that there's some deep emotional plot in the game, but there really isn't. The characters insist that their struggles are important, and their pain is real, but the game never gave me a reason to believe them.”
What is Omori?
“The Idea of North”
“Tower of Angels”
“The Botanic Garden”
What is His Dark Materials?
“Roaring On”
“Past is Catching Up to Me”
“Beautiful Little Fool”
What is The Great Gatsby?
Freaky Friday but a meteor hits
What is Your Name?
“Man, I hate summer.”
What is The Tunnel to Summer: The Exit of Goodbyes?
“I don't really know why people like this so much. I wish I enjoyed it but it just feels... pointless?”
What is The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?
“The Great Good Place”
“The Two Faces, Part One”
“The Romance of Certain Old Clothes”
What is The Haunting of Bly Manor?
“West of Words”
“Brillig Braelig”
“Another Room In Your Head”
What is Alice by Heart?
Everyone Dies: The Movie
What is Rogue One?