Traditions
Becoming someone else for a day.
What are Halloween Costumes?
The sugared wax we all pretend is real candy.
What is Candy Corn?
BOO!
What is a Ghost?
Yearly banging on doors and demanding candy from strangers.
What is Trick-or-Treating?
Seasonal seasoned liquid apples.
What is Apple Cider?
An 8-legged weirdo.
What is a Spider?
Cringey costumed parents all stuffed into the same house with refreshments and music.
What is a Costume Party or Halloween Party?
Twix, Snickers, and a Kit Kat, oh my.
What is Candy Bars or Chocolate?
Quite warty, with a fondness for eating children.
What is a Witch?
The original Halloween name.
What is All Hallow's Eve?
The two days of the year you have enough candy to make yourself sick.
What is Halloween and Nov. 1st?
When the moon is full, they come out to play.
What is a Wolf or Werewolf?
Jack'o'lanterns of the ancient world.
What is Carving Turnips?
I ate so much candy that gravity doesn't exist anymore.
What is a Sugar Rush?
A dead human who is still alive.
What is a Zombie or Mummy?