too many mnemonics
What does PERRLA stand for?
Pupils equal, round, reactive to light, and accomodating
What us the purpose of Leopold maneuvers?
to determine fetal position
Name the four different contours of an abdomen
Flat, rounded, scaphoid, protuberant
Most traumatic pretest experience award
Kiaya's car accident
Favorite part of lab (that isn't jeopardy ofc...)
Class announcements
Name the 5 auscultatory sites for the heart.
APEToMan
Aortic, pulmonic, Erb's point, Tricuspid, Mitral
What is the proper order of an abdominal assessment?
Inspection, auscultation, palpate, percuss
Where is the apical pulse most likely located in a third trimester pregnant patient?
4th intercostal space along the midclavicular line
Thad's quote of the year
"I get dumber every time I put these scrubs on"
What is a baby koala called?
a joey
What does PQRST stand for?
Provocation, Quality, Radiation, Severity, Time
What grade do you give to a patient with very pitting edema?
4+
If a mother has a BMI of 22.6, how much weight should she gain during pregnancy?
25-35 pounds
Our dream profession
Pharmacist
Best place to study at 10am?
Pluckers
identify the cranial nerves as sensory, motor, or both
S (1), S(2), M(3), M(4), B(5), M(6), B(7), S(8), B(9), B(10), M(11), M(12)
What are abnormal lung sounds called?
adventitous sounds
What time should a patient be able to complete the get up and go test?
10 seconds
Our worth is (maybe, quite possibly) based on
our test grades
Thad's go to rock paper scissors move
ROCK
Name the cranial nerves.
If a mother has a BMI of 30, how much weight is she expected to gain during pregnancy?
15-25 pounds
What is the Point of Maximal Impulse?
point on the chest where the cardiac impulse may be palpated or visualized during ventricular contraction.
A11 personalities movie is
Harry Potter
HPDP's most hated fish.
Swordfish