Ex's
Said "oops" in response to me trying to set a boundary
Grayson
Basically my brother (sadly)
Zander/Lex
The parent almost all of my friends are scared of
My dad
Said "My grandmas sister is two percent jewish which means i’m .01% victim”
Kathryn
My favorite music artist
Laufey
Sent a notes app screenshot talking about me at 3AM
Kaajia
Closest friend since 6th grade
Siren
The grandparent everyone loves
Grandma June (also known as 'the asian one')
Said "Two man, but I shoot my friend"
Chippa
My full name
Alysa June Miller
Sent me a song after we broke up
Elle
Liked a guy for about eight months
Chippa
Gets mistaken for a lesbian
My mom
Said "I would rather be dominated then die."
Ryan
The one word I cannot pronounce
Anemone
Told my friends we're breaking up before telling me
Kaia (AKA Jovanna)
Sent me a detailed text of a rating of a public bathroom
Ed
Has the mindset of a teenage boy
Olivia
Said “I gotta get me a girl that’ll stack donuts on it. Anyways gotta go to bed”
Zander
Go-to profile picture
A baby photo
Said she liked me and then immediately ran away
Max/Lucy
Complimented my "face planes"
Fiona
My oldest sister
Michelle
Said “How do your glasses help your seeing problems when you’re literally asian and can’t see anyways?”
Ed
My other identity
Spider-man