Brain Crackers...
Jokes on you, you get free points! If you get this trick question right...
A. Yay
B. Yay
C.Yay
D.All of the above
E.booo
D. All of the above
how many Hotel Transylvania movies are there?
1
5 kilograms
8 planets
Andromeda galaxy
4
4
Febreeze <3
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Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?
Answer: He’s a barber.
I can speak but don't have a voice, What am I?
A speaker
What is my best friends name
Amanda the Girl
In morse code, what does ... - - - ... Mean?
it means S.O.S
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
Answer: A coffin
What rocks but does not roll?:>
Answer: A rocking chair.
In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995, that same person is 10 years old. How can this be?
The person was born in 2005 BC.
What color is battery acid
A.Blue
B.Black
C.Neon pink
D.Neon green
Neon pink
febreeze
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You’re escaping a maze, and there are three doors in front of you. The door on the left leads to a pit of lava. The door in the center leads to a room filled with deadly gas. The door on the right leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in three months. Which door do you go through.
Answer: The door on the right. A lion that hasn’t eaten in three months would be dead.
Which tire doesn’t move when a car turns right?
Answer: A spare tire.
Answer: A spare tire.
What has the most parts,and tells time?
An Hourglass
What is the taste of the leaning tower of Pisa?
Pizza.
What does 102 equal to?
100 because it is 10x10.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Answer: Chicago
What is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Answer: Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backward.
A man was walking in the rain. He was in the middle of nowhere. He had nothing and nowhere to hide. He came home all wet, but not a single hair on his head was wet. Why is that?
The man was bald.
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What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
Answer: They are both in the middle of water.
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