What is my favourite colour?
LIGHT Pink!
What are the first 5 decimal digits of pi?
3.14159
What kind of car does a dog drive?
A FURari.
How would you make a witch itch?
You take out the W.
What grade did I get in geography?
98
How would you round a cube?
By cutting off the corners! (Laugh)
Who would you blame if a book fell on your head?
Your shelf!
It is an odd number, take away a letter, and it becomes even, what number is it?
7!!!!!!!
How many letters are in my whole name?
19!
What is 14 x 23 - 22?
What did the cop say to his belly button?
Your under a vest!
If
1+2=3
2+4=14
3+5=22
4+6=32
5+7=?
44!
What sport do I play?
Trick Question! 2! Dance and lacrosse!
If you had 3 batmans, then took away 7 batmans, then added 12 batmans, and the one got hit by a bird, how many batmans do you have?
8! The one that got hit by a bird didn't die.
What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador!
The more you take away from it, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!