Mysterious Benedict Society
I'm Bald.
(I'm NOT The First President Of The United States, Constance!)
Who is George (Sticky) Washington?
I'm The Great Kate Weather Machine!
(Oh Stop Rolling Your Eyes Conney Girl!)
Who Is Kate Wetherall?
The "Master".
(You Draw This When You Are Done With A Play.
Then Add Mr.)
Who is Mr.Curtain?
(Who is Ledroptha Curtain?)
I'm Simply "Astoundished!"
What are Astounded and Astonished?
This Thing Is Strong.
(And Sticky!)
What is Extra-Strength Glue?
This Is The Color Of Mr.Benedict's suit.
What is Green Plaid?
I'm Almost Always Hungry.
(I Sound Like A Pencil)
Who is Number Two?
(Who is Pencilla?)
One More Then 9. One Less Then 11.
Then Add Men.
What are Ten Men?
That Seems Very "Complexicated."
What are Complex and Complicated?
This Thing Is "Attractive".
What is a Magnet?
Mr. Curtain's Most Prized Invention
(Don't Say It Too Loudly!)
What is the Whisperer?
Did You Know That Turtles... Hay! This Person Stole My Ice cream!!!
Who is Constance Contraire?
This Person And This Person Went Up The Hillson.
Who are Jackson and Jillson?
Let's "Inspectigate!"
What are Inspect and Investigate?
These Things Are ROUND.
What are Marbles?
This Person Makes The Best Apple Pies!
Who is Moocho Brazos?
Ha-Ha Ho-Ho
Ha...Ha...Snore!
Who is Mr.Benedict?
(Who is Nicholas Benedict?)
This Person Sounds Like A Bird.
Who is Martina Crowe?
Mr. Curtain Is Quite "Innoventive."
What are Innovative and Inventive?
Not Really In Kate's Bucket,But Close Enough!
(It's What She Puts All Her Stuff In Though!)
What is a Bucket?
In This Place You Learn How To L.I.V.E.
What is the
Learning Institute for the Very Enlightened?
Hello Sticky! That Is George...
Who is S.Q. Pedalian?
It's The Daily Double!!! (Times Two If Gotten Right)
I Only Have One Eyebrow.
Who is Crawlings?
This Is Most "Unsuitisfactory."
What are Unsuitable and Unsatisfactory?
This May Look Like A Kid's Toy, But Pop Off The Lens And It Becomes Something MUCH More Valuable.
What is Telescope?
(What is a Kaleidoscope?)