Stupid Marketing Terms
Demonstrates the power of the Sega Genesis by displaying the speed Sonic The Hedgehog runs.
What is Blast Processing?
Mirage
Assassin's Creed
The fourth entry of a popular survival horror series that was remade in 2023
Resident Evil 4 Remake
He voiced Gabby Jay in this classic Super Nintendo boxing game.
What is Super Punch-Out?
A party game on the Nintendo Switch that shadow dropped to zero fanfare.
What is Everybody 1-2-Switch?
I'm not Dino Crisis however I do have suit to put on to fight dinosaurs.
What is ExoPrimal?
Debuting in Forza Motorsport 5, this marketing term is used to illustrate Ghost A.I. that competes with your car.
What are Drivatars?
Engage
Fire Emblem
The fourth entry of a popular JRPG series that came to the Xbox for the first time in 2023
Persona 4 Golden
Voiced Vigoro in this classic Dreamcast (later ported to GameCube) Sega pirate JRPG.
What is Skies of Arcadia?
The game that's responsible for Xbox's "downfall"
What is Redfall?
I'm not Monster Hunter however I have the ability to summon contraptions whenever I like.
What is Wild Hearts?
Known as Cloud/Cross Saves nowadays, is the method used to allow the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection save data to be played on both the PlayStation 3 and the PlayStation Vita.
What is Transfarring?
Call of the Mountain
Horizon
The fourth entry of an online-only action role playing game released on June 5, 2023 on all platforms excluding Nintendo Switch
Diablo IV
He voiced the Elder Brother/Vaultbreaker for this infamous game that resulted for getting a GameSpot employee fired.
What is Kane & Lynch: Dead Men?
Currently the worst game of the year that also happens to be a license property.
What is The Lord of the Rings - Gollum?
I'm not BioShock however I do have very seductively shaped robot women.
What is Atomic Heart?
Premiering in Battlefield 4, this marketing term was used when the stages on online multiplayer matches change dramatically.
What is Levolution?
Fires of Rubicon
Armored Core
The fourth entry to a real time strategy game released on Nintendo Switch on July 21, 2023
Pikmin 4
Voiced Orvus, who is the father of one of PlayStation's dynamic duo mascots.
What is Ratchet & Clank: A Crack In Time?
A character-action game that has been to Deadly Premonition for the level of wackiness in it.
What is Wanted:Dead?
I'm not Final Fantasy XV however my traversal mechanics separates me from most JRPGs.
What is Forspoken?
This THQ Nortic game was remastered for PS4/Xbox One/Nintendo Switch with a new subtitle added for the enhanced version.
What is Darksiders II: The Deathinitive Edition/Red Faction: Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered?
Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon
Bayonetta
The fourth entry to a 4X turn-based strategy game released on PC on June 20, 2023
Age of Wonders 4
Voiced Paarthurnax in one of the best selling Western RPGs of all time.
What is The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
A video game starring various Hollywood celebrities performing terribly that involves bank robberies and murders.
What is Crime Boss: Rockay City?
I'm not Nioh or Sekiro however my loot can be a bit overwhelming though my morale system provides a unique challenge.
What is Wo Long: Fall Dynasty?