Art
What kind of shoes do artists wear?
Sketchers.
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers?
In case they get a hole in one.
What is a maths teacher’s favourite snake?
A pi-thon.
What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer?
The spacebar.
Who is in charge of a pencil case?
The ruler.
Why did the Italian man have a funeral?
Because he pasta way.
What sport do insects play?
Cricket.
I asked my cat, “What is two minus two?”
He said nothing.
Why should you never listen to atoms?
They make up everything!
Why was the human sculptor so rich?
He made six figures a year?
Why did the baker rob a bank?
He kneaded the dough.
Where do sports teams buy their new uniforms?
New Jersey.
Why was the calendar afraid?
Its days were numbered.
How does the Moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Did you hear about the artist who went too far?
She didn't know where to draw the line.
What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Cashews.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She always runs away from the ball.
Where do maths teachers love to go in America?
Times Square.
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.
Why does the world’s greatest painter have a small wardrobe?
They only ever need one coat.
Which friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Because they are always dribbling.
What is a maths teacher’s favourite tree?
Geometry!
Why are chemistry jokes the best?
Because of the reaction.