Who Am I?
I am Napoleon's best friend who he met at school. He showed me where my locker was.
Who is Pedro
Napoleon puts these in his pocket to eat later, but in class Randy kicks them
What are Tater Tots
Napoleon throws this out of the window from the school bus.
What is a toy/action figure
Grandma: "Knock it off Napoleon. Make yourself a dang ____."
What is Quesadilla
Pedro needed to have a skit for the Class President debate. Napoleon does this to help Pedro.
What is Dance
I am an unemployed computer geek who stayed home all day and spent hours on the chatline where I met my true love, LaFawnduh.
Who is Kip
Pedro asked Summer to the dance by making this and leaving this at her door.
What is a Cake
The animal that Lyle shot when the school bus drove up and the kids screamed.
What is a Cow
Kip: "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with ____ all day"
What are Babes
Kip is training to become this.
What is a Cage Fighter
I moved in with Napoleon and Kip. I eat steak, throw footballs, and lived in my van.
Who is Uncle Rico
Kip was at home making this when Napoleon called to ask for chapstick.
What is Nachos
Napoleon's favorite animal that he draws in his binder
What is a Liger
Rex: "Grab my arm. The other arm. _ _ _."
"My other arm."
Napoleon gets paid this much an hour working at the chicken farm.
What is $1.00
I run a self-defense school. My wife's name is Starla. I beat up Uncle Rico for trying to sell my wife herbal enhancers.
Who is Rex Kwon Do
Uncle Rico cooks this for himself and Kip. Then throws this at Napoleon to show off.
What is Steak
I am a pet llama that Napoleon feeds leftover to. My name is ____.
Who is Tina
Deb: "Imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little __."
What are Seahorses
The sign language club Napoleon is a part of at school.
What is the "Happy Hands" Club
I am the girl Pedro asked to the dance and ran for class president, but lost.
Who is Summer
The fruit that Napoleon throws at Uncle Rico's van
What is an Orange/Grapefruit
Uncle Rico tries to sell tupperware to a couple. He includes this with the tupperware set.
What is a model sailboat
Napoleon: "I caught you a delicious ___."
What is Bass
Throughout the movie, Napoleon plays this sport by himself. At the end, Deb plays this with Napoleon.
What is Tetherball