Quotables
This player popularized the phrase "ball don't lie" when an opponent would miss a free throw after a dubious foul call.
Who is Rasheed Wallace?
While he ended up making the 10th most 3-pointers in history, this Hall of Famer used to be called "Ason" because he lacked a (J)ump shot in his early career.
Who is Jason Kidd?
This player started their career with the Toronto Raptors, won 2 scoring titles, but was never able to lead his team out of the 1st round before riding the bench with the San Antonio Spurs at the end of his career.
Who is Tracy McGrady?
This South American had luscious curls.
Who is Anderson Varejão?
Paul George's nickname for himself in the post season + a flashy point guard from the 1970's who was nicknamed after a small gun.
What is Playoff Pete Maravich?
This former Los Angeles Laker said "violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is" in response to a physical altercation that stemmed from his ex-wife dating the head coach of the New York Knicks.
Who is Matt Barnes?
This player is called "The Threegional Manager" for his shooting proficiency and his namesake's job title on The Office.
Who is Mike Scott?
Lamar Odom started and ended his career with this team.
Who are the Los Angeles Clippers?
This top 10 draft pick wore a Fortnite-themed suit on draft night.
Who is Kevin Knox?
A young Atlantic division coach that probably voted for Trump + the only New Zealander drafted in the 1st round.
What is Brad Stevens Adams?
This player coined Kristaps Porzingis' nickname when he told the media that Porzingis is "a skilled player. He's like a unicorn".
Who is Kevin Durant?
Who is Kirk Hinrich?
This Alaskan-born Power Forward started his career with the first iteration of the LeBron James-led Cleveland Cavaliers and ended it with the Los Angeles Lakers during Kobe Bryant's 2nd-last season.
Who is Carlos Boozer?
Even though it was considered a dunk by only the most forgiving criteria, a heroic attempt helped to win this year's slam dunk competition.
What is 2008?
A sharpshooting Power Forward with alopecia + the only Canadian expansion team to relocate south of the border.
What is Charlie VillanueVancouver Grizzlies?
This former #1 overall pick said "I've actually got my [championship] ring fitted for my middle finger so they can kiss that one".
Who is Andrew Bogut?
This player committed the cardinal sin of giving himself a nickname when he dubbed himself "The Servant" after he rejected the better nicknames fans had given him.
Who is Kevin Durant?
Zach Randolph started his career with this team and ended it with the Sacramento Kings.
Who are the Portland Trailblazers?
While his most famous dunk was from blowing out a cupcake earlier on in the competition, this item of clothing was removed by Gerald Green during his final dunk attempt the same year.
What are shoes?
A former Defensive Player of the Year for the Chicago Bulls + a top 10 pick from the 2014 draft that has bounced around the league.
What is Joakim Noah Vonleh?
After a lineup change brought his team to a 3-2 series lead in the 1st round of the 2017 playoffs, this head coach said "one day you're the statue and the next day you're the pigeon. Right now we're the pigeon".
Who is Dwane Casey?
This 3-named player can weirdly go by "Ken".
Who is Kentavious Caldwell-Pope?
He started and ended his career with Chicago, made the All-Defensive Team 10 times, but left the Bulls in the middle of his career.
Who is Scottie Pippen?
This Most Improved Player award winner did so in the early 2010's but was traded the season after winning.
Who is Ryan Anderson?
The point God with a former big man who notably played with Utah, Atlanta, and Denver.
What is Chris Paul Millsap?