Who am I?
I had one of the most legendary playoff runs in 2011 and am German
Who is Dirk Nowitzki?
This player claimed to have slept with 20,000 women and once averaged 50 points per game in a season, including a 100 point game
Who is Wilt Chamberlain?
This team won the NBA Finals
Who are the Cavs?
I started on the Thunder before growing a beard and becoming one of the most unstoppable scorers ever
Who is James Harden?
This player jumped over a Kia to win the Slam Dunk Contest in 2011 while playing for the Clippers
Who is Blake Griffin?
This legendary player scored 60 in his final NBA game
Who is Kobe Bryant?
I impregnated a 13 year old while in college, but still managed to win 2 MVPs in the 1990's for the Utah Jazz
Who is Karl Malone?
I saved my teammates' dog in Geist back in the mid 2010's
Who is Paul George?
I won Rookie of the Year and went on to have a successful career with the Timberwolves and Knicks
Who is Karl-Anthony Towns?
I am known as "The Big Fundamental" and am a "boring" player who is still considered one of the best to do it
Who is Tim Duncan?
This Canadian City was home to the Grizzlies before they moved to Memphis
What is Vancouver?
We went 10-72 and got the first pick in the following NBA draft
Who are the 76ers?
I scored the most points in a quarter in NBA history
Who is Klay Thompson?
Name one of the four ABA teams that joined the NBA at the merger (besides the Pacers)
Who are the Spurs, Nuggets, and Nets?
I led the league in assists
Who is Rajon Rondo?