joshua !1!1!1!
What grade did Joshua score for his O level english?
B3
空气太脏 太混浊 他说不喜欢
车太混乱 太匆忙 他还不习惯
人行道一双又一双 斜视冷漠的眼光
他经常将自己灌醉 强迫融入 这大染缸
Rap correctly
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David
Which grow faster? Hair or fingernail?
Hair
Which camp did Joshua spray the fire extinguisher?
Ablaze camp 2016
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)
Beyoncé
How did the picture end up in jail?
It was framed!
What gets wet while drying?
Answer: A towel
Who has the longest recorded lifespan in the Bible?
Methuselah
What did Joshua serve in in army?
Maintenance
I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
And now you're in my way
Call Me Maybe
Carly Rae Jepsen
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabee!
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge
How many notes are there in a musical scale?
7
How many lifegroup has Joshua been in?
3
And all you'd ever hear me say
Is how I picture me with you
That's all you'd ever hear me say
Since U Been Gone
Kelly Clarkson
What do you call a tiny mother?
A minimum!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
What the action of throwing someone out of a window?
Defenestration
What is one thing that Joshua wants to share with everyone?
SPEECH TIME!!
No turning back
No turning back
Reward
What do you call an argument between two electric companies?
A power struggle!
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Answer: Heroine
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