He made his first Facebook account on 14 November, 2014.
Who is Joseph Page!
100
He frequently makes reference to his "thick mat of hair."
Who is James L. Nelson!
100
James and Stephanie Nelson often talked about how their mental health had been destroyed by eating this substance.
What is Christmas tree tinsel!
100
She is known for the quote, "[That poem] makes me want to take off all my clothes and run around outside."
Who is Allison Eddyblouin!
100
Name a Nelson favourite film that ends with a giant explosion accompanied by the 1812 Overture.
What is "V for Vendetta"!
200
He/she has become famous for his/her indifferent attitude towards his/her Christmas gifts.
Who is Selma Nelson!
200
In a slip of tongue, Jonathan Nelson once said that when he grows up, he wants to be this. (he meant to say he wanted to be a chemist)
What is a chemical!
200
Elizabeth Nelson passed her driver's license test on what holiday?
What is Nathaniel's birthday/Flag Day!
200
She is known for being Lisa Nelson's image of sanguinity.
Who is Allison Eddyblouin!
200
Complete this phrase: "When life gives you melons—"
"—you're probably dyslexic."
300
He has become known in the Nelson family as the "The Hot Sauce Guy."
Who is cousin David!
300
He/she is known for clapping his/her hands together before explaining the workload.
Who is James L. Nelson!
300
This is a high-stake game of chess or checkers, which, if lost by a Nelson adult, would result in their having to pay for a day out with the children. (In use between c. 2008 and 2009)
What is a Chuck•E•Cheez game!
300
He once rubbed lip balm into the dashboard of the blue Honda Accord.
Who is Kelton Rose!
300
This world-famous musical was the first musical to which Stephanie Nelson took Nathaniel and Jonathan Nelson, rather than Nathaniel and Elizabeth Nelson.
What is "The Phantom of the Opera!"
400
He demanded that he be allowed to drive the Nelson family over a thousand-foot gulch.
Who is Great-Great Uncle David!
400
Complete this catchphrase: "I'm trying to think—"
"—but nothing's happening."
400
This was the first vehicle owned by Nathaniel J. Nelson.
What is a Ford Ranger!
400
This semi-famous artist once gave the Nelson children the ill-received advice, "Practise practise practise, and don't copy!"
Who is Tomie DePaola!
400
This world-famous musical was the first to feature more than one Nelson child as actors.
What is "The Wizard of Oz"!
500
She is known for playing Queen Elizabeth in one of Ellie and Nathaniel's short plays from the early 00's.
Who is Selma Nelson!
500
This is Aunt Stephanie's usual response to having a piece taken in chess or checkers.
What is "Oh, you fink!"
500
This is a mattress purchased by James L. Nelson in an out-of-state Wal•Mart for a camping trip.
What is The Mattress of Extreme Comfiness!
500
This famous king is sung about by the Nelsons every December 26th.
Who is Good King Wenceslas!
500
Name one short film made by any of the four immediate Nelson children. (no male children may answer)