Food Runs
A food run describes this type of event.
What is a road trip based solely on one type of food that most of the participating nerts enjoy.
This rather risque tradition is typical after midnight at a Nerts New Years celebration.
What is streaking?
These nerts found their current home as the result of a snowstorm.
Who are Emma and Gareth?
A common board game was constructed in order to win (and eat) this type of food.
What is pie?
These nerts are the group's in house trivia masters.
Who are Melissa and Zach?
This was the first nert food run. (type of food and locations)
What is a burrito and Portland to Bellingham?
At a particularly rambunctious NYE, this Nert nearly broke a foot phalange.
Who is Terra?
This industrious nert is will be rolling into his new job in style (and his home will always be in the parking lot, in case he needs a nap).
Who is Greg?
What is a chainsaw?
This nert is getting swole in her garage gym over quarentine.
Who is Alejandra?
This is the one fried food a person should avoid while attending Hogmanay in Scotland.
What is deep fried pizza from a chippy?
This Nert falls asleep before midnight on New Years Eve, without fail.
Who is Keri?
This event featured a large group of very intoxicated nerts singing campfire songs loudly at 4 PM while bewildered family members looked on.
What is Keith and Sarah's wedding?
This dinner course has traditionally been over represented at Nert dinner parties.
What is dessert.
The groundbreaking product that has saved many a sausage from meeting it's final demise, the Wiener Wrangler, was the brainchild of this nert.
Who is Terra?
This is the locally accepted term for a group of people who travel to Canada for Poutine.
What is Pou-team?
Who is Jake?
The first and only nert doctor.
Who is Melissa?
This was the final game of the Nert Olympics held in Portland.
What is giant jenga?
This nert was once found standing in the dark by a tree cleaning off his grubby sausage.
Who is Gareth?
The inspiration for food runs as a concept arose from a friendly (?) argument about THIS food.
What are Alaskan blueberries?
These ingredients comprise the nert-torious drink, Grape Life.
What is the champagne of beer (Miller high life) and grape flavored (and colored!) vodka.
These two Boise based nerts are converting their home office into this type of room.
What is a nursery?
This is the name of the spiced rum based drink with a grape garnish created by Greg.
What is the Krakentini?
This nert got a new friend! Some might call this friend a nooper.
Who is Keith?