Monkey Business
Who has the most followers on Tik Tok?
Who is Khaby Lame with 155m
The two most important metrics used to report revenue.
What are "Revenue Growth" and "ARR Growth"?
The methodology is used at Net Health to optimize our cloud hosting spend.
What is "FINOPS"?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is "African or European?" - ~24MPH
Net Health's largest expense category after people.
What is "Technology"?
The highest priority project for Corporate Analytics and Technology this year to solve "the customer problem".
What is Project Sunshine?
The legume used in the production of dynamite
What is "Peanuts"?
The current number of active EPMO projects.
What is 9?
The EPMO project that is transforming the way we host our products
What is "Cloud 25"?
Which days are the strongest?
What are "Saturday and Sunday?
(the rest are just weakdays – ba dum dum)
The team that answered 700 employee support tickets and completed 90 development tasks in Q1 2023
What is "The Enterprise Systems Team"
The best way to get help with credit card, invoice and expense questions.
What is the "#ask-an-ap-guru" slack channel?
Take an adjective for theater that’s serious & artistic-minded, cut it in half & you get this word, as MC Hammer knows.
What is "Legit"
The view used to report and analyze customer retention.
What is the Snowball?
This business metric is both an indicator of profitability and cash flows.
What is "EBITDA"