Who Said This?
"If you think those shoes are brown, what color do you think you are?"
What is Schmidt
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with ____. It's science"
What is drinking alcohol
When Jess thinks she bought crystal meth at a garage sale, what was actually in the bag?
What is Fish Rocks
"Lying makes me sweat. I can't lie. It's why I don't play poker or talk to pregnant ladies."
Who is Nick Miller
"ARE YOU THE ___. FROM THE STATISTICS"
What is Criminals
Who goes crazy for doing pranks?
Who is Winston
"My dad wanted a boy. My middle name is Christopher"
Who is Jess
"Thin crust pizza, no thank you. I'm from _____"
What is Chicago
What two people have the same first name?
What is Schmidt & Winston
"I don't know how to read. I just memorized a bunch of words"
Who is Nick
" I can't go to prison, I'm too ___ for the white gangs"
What is sarcastic
Who does the Douch bag jar belong to?
Who is Schmidt
"An eye for an eye. A cat for a cat"
Who is Winston
"Gave me a ___. Got you ___. You gave me a ___. I got you a ___ man"
What is cookie
What is the name of the man that Nick finds on a random bench and becomes his main guide throughout the show?
Who is Tran