DAD JOKES
WHAT DID THE SKILLET ENJOY ON HIS BIRTHDAY MORNING?
PAN-CAKES!
WHY ARE PIGGY BANKS SO WISE?
THEY'RE FILLED WITH COMMON CENTS!
WHAT DO WHITE AND RED MAKE?
PINK!
What is James Bond's code name?
007!
WHY SHOULDN'T YOU GO ON AN ALL ALMOND DIET?
BECAUSE THATS JUST NUTS!
WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO WATCH A FLY FISHING TOURNAMENT?
LIVE STREAM!
WHAT DO YELLOW AND BLUE MAKE?
GREEN!
What is the tallest mountain in the world?
MOUNT EVEREST!
HOW MUCH DOES A CHIMNEY COST?
NOTHING! IT'S ON THE HOUSE!
WHY DO BEES HAVE STICKY HAIR?
BECAUSE THEY USE STICKY COMBS!
WHAT ARE THE THREE "COOL" COLORS?
BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE
52!
WHY DON'T FOOTBALL PLAYERS WEAR GLASSES?
IT'S A CONTACT SPORT!
WHAT HAPPENS IF A STRAWBERRY GETS RUN OVER IN THE STREET?
A TRAFFIC JAM!
WHAT ARE THE THREE "WARM" COLORS?
RED, YELLOW, ORANGE
What is the name for the plastic or metal tube found on the ends of shoelaces?
THE AGLET!
WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD?
BECAUSE HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!
WHY WAS THE CHILD WHO WOULDN'T NAP PURSUED BY THE COPS?
FOR RESISITING A REST!
IN TRADITIONAL COLOR THEORY, WHAT ARE THE PRIMARY COLORS?
RED, YELLOW, BLUE
In human anatomy, what does the “hallux” refer to?
THE BIG TOE