DV
No Thank You
Cheers
Weapons
Subs, Motions and More
100

273.5 (a)

Who qualifies as a vic? Your neighbor, your momma, your crazy ex? 

Spouse/Former

Cohabitant
Mother/Father of your child
Current or past engaged or dating relationship 

100

Within my own home and yet unable to go about my business as I please, this can't be true!

False Imprisonment 

100

Per Se Rule.  No impairment needed, just get to this level. 

In California DUI law, the "per se" rule means you can be convicted or have your license suspended just for having a Blood Alcohol Concentration (BAC) of 0.08% or higher, regardless of whether you seemed impaired

100

"Deadly Weapon" - define it 

Any object, instrument or weapon that is inherently deadly or used in such a way that is capable of causing death or great bodily injury 

100

Not just anyone can issue a subpoena, you must be one of these cool people 

1326 P.C.
- DA & their investigator
- PD & their investigator
- Clerk of the Court  

200

This whole thing is so traumatic! Define it 

Traumatic condition
wound, external injury or internal, whether of minor or serious nature caused by physical force 

200

From the windows to the wall, from the kitchen to the sink, doesn't really matter, any movement using force or fear is this 

Kidnapping 

200

Under 21, no .08 BAC for you!  It's this number you gotta watch out for. 

Vehicle Code 23136 VC is California’s “zero tolerance” law for juvenile underage drivers.  blood alcohol content (“BAC”) of .01% or greater.2

200

He was carrying the weapon in front of me in a rude, angry or threatening manner and definitely not in self-defense, said the neighbor.  Client is charged with ...

417 - Brandishing a Firearm 

200

This person must declare that the records are:
A true copy, prepared in the ordinary course of business at or near the time of the act

As per Evidence Code 1561
Custodian of Record

300
I never even touched him, I only slightly touched his shirt in a rude or angry way!  Though not a 273.5 it is a _____

243(e)(1)- Simple Battery Against Spouse, Cohabitant or Fellow Parent
The slightest touching can be enough to commit a battery if it is done in a rude or angry way.  Making contact with another person, including through his or her clothing, is enough.  The touching does not have to cause pain or injury of any kind. 

300

Deprive me of my personal property you say, doesn't matter how long, I was deprived of its enjoyment! 

Theft 484

1. The defendant took possession of property owned by someone else;
2. The defendant took the property without the owner’s [or owner’s agent’s] consent;
3. When the defendant took the property (he/she) intended (to deprive the owner of it permanently/ [or] to remove it from the owner’s [or owner’s agent’s] possession for so extended a period of time that the owner would be deprived of a major portion of the value or enjoyment of the property); 

AND

4. The defendant moved the property, even a small distance, and kept it for any period of time, however brief.

300

Blood or Breath with a BAC of .08 or higher within this many hours _____ of the traffic stop and the presumption is you were impaired at the time of driving

3 hour rule
The 3-Hour Rule in California DUI cases is a legal assumption that a blood or breath test accurately reflects a driver's blood alcohol content (BAC) at the time of driving, provided the test is conducted within three hours of being stopped.

300

Nerf guns don't count, but if they appear "substantially similar in color and overall appearance to a real firearm that a reasonable person would believe it is a real firearm" and therefore were in fear, you may face this charge 

417.4 - Brandishing Imitation Firearm 

300

Is there or isn't there enough evidence the attorney asked, we shall attempt to suppress it with this 

1538 Motion - Evidence to Suppress Evidence
Motion that requests a judge exclude illegally obtained evidence (Ex: unreasonable search/seizure) 

400

Additionally, based on the gravity of the injury we could be facing this three letter upgrade

GBI
Great Bodily Injury 

400

Bro, you took my car without my consent... it was $1k! 

10851 - Unlawful Taking of a vehicle
(must be over $950) 

400

Stay safe ladies - general rule is this many drinks in an hour to get to .08 

2-3 standard drinks (12 oz beer, 5 oz wine, 1.5 oz spirits) 

400

Prior conviction of this charge and you must surrender your guns

Domestic Violence

400

Sitting in jail, serving a sentence and want to make sure you don't have other counties looking for you, demand them to check with this 

PC 1381 - 1381 Demand

  • You're in Orange County Jail for a new charge (Case #OC-123).
  • You have an old, unresolved case from Los Angeles County (Case #LA-456).
  • Your letter to LA County DA/Court: "I am currently in custody in Orange County... I am demanding a speedy disposition of the charges in LA County Case #LA-456 under PC 1381...". 
500

No arrests, but plenty of prior reports of uncharged DV could give us some of this type of evidence 

1109
California Evidence Code 1109 defines evidence of a defendant's prior uncharged acts of domestic violence, child abuse, or elder/dependent person abuse that prosecutors can use in criminal cases to show a pattern of behavior (propensity), even if those acts weren't charged or resulted in convictions, helping prove the current offense, but subject to judicial balancing against unfair prejudice. 

500

Ready for a Challenge? 

Name 3 Special Circs

- Lying in Wait
- During commission of a felony
- Multiple Murders
- Torture
- Gangs 
- For Financial gain
- Race , religion, nationality
- Murder of Peace Off, Federal or Firefighter
- Murder of Witness
- Murder of Judge, Prosecutor, Gvt' Off, or Juror 

500

Stay safe ....Zach, it takes approximately this many drinks for you to reach .08 in one hour 

3-4 standard drinks (12 oz beer, 5 oz wine, 1.5 oz spirits)

500

Size matters: 2 1/2 inches or more, no thumb stud, spring loaded or opens with a flick of a wrist and we end up with this charge

Switchblade 
500

Get outta the Court, the Judge said the PD Investigator.  
Um, I am not a party to the action, not a witness under examination and designated as this _______ so, I think I'll stay! 

Witness Exclusions
Designated as Investigating Officer (Ev Code 777)