Newman's Boo Boos
This type of wound can be found on the right side of Newman's torso, and has been inflicted on someone by John Wic an estimated 400 or more times
Gun Shot Wound
Electrical therapy via the Zoll monitors can only be administered when using Newman via this
a set of training pads
IM injection, IO establishment, and needle decompression can all be performed on Newman in locations described as this term; from the Latin words for "two" and "of or pertaining to a side"
Bilateral
If our new mannequin had his names sake profession, he would work for this government agency.
USPS
The user guides repeatedly say to treat Newman like "this"
a real person
Of the three wounds capable of actively bleeding, this one is the least serious in regard to hemorrhage
Crush wound
Newman has approximately this percentage of burns on his body
4-10
A scenario can be built in which these two airway procedures can become 'closed' on a pre-determined time schedule
NPA placement and intubation
Jerry bought this brand of car for his father in the seventh season
Cadillac
Neck
Poor Newman does not have the prop for a priapism, but does have this wound to his genitals
scrotal avulsion
Newman's airway can be set to difficult, or closed altogether, forcing the trainee to consider this procedure
Cricothyrotomy
Newman can actively bleed out of these three wound locations
Inguinal, Left lower leg, right lower leg
George's father was responsible for this ailment affecting a large group of military service members in a flashback during season 8's episode, "Fatigues"
Food poisoning
blood paste should be wiped off after the days use to avoid attracting these
bugs
Newman has/can have these types of wounds on his left and right leg, respectively
crush wound, amputation
Fluids can be infused intravenously into Newman's left arm for treatments such as burns or hypovolemia. The instructor and trainee can expect these fluids to exit Newman here
The left wrist
Newman's Standard Mode software can hold up to this many saved scenarios
20
Along with an aluminum pole and the Feats of Strength, the celebration of Festivous is celebrated with this tradition of telling people how they disappointed you in the last year.
The Airing of Grievances
CPR should never be done on Newman while he is doing this, as it may break internal motors
breathing
Newman has this setting in his software that creates allows one eye to react, while the other does not.
Closed Head Injury
Newman's inguinal wound should be treated with these two sequential blood control measures
Direct pressure and wound packing
These two metrics, commonly used to measure adequacy of oxygenation, cannot be measured directly on Newman. They can be displayed on Newman's monitor screen as part of a scenario, however.
ETCO2, SPO2
This fake disease Jerry claims to suffer from in a 1991 episode would likely be treated by a urologist, if it existed.
Uromysitisis
Poet Andrew Marvel popularized this idiom in 1672 when describing a cleaning act that should not be used on Newman's realistic skin.
Elbow grease