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TV SHOW THEME SONGS

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MYTHOLOGY
100

Prancer & Cupid were famous ones

Raindeer

100

Ben Franklin assured us that "Nothing is certain but death and" these

Taxes

100

This TV show theme answers the question "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

"SpongeBob SquarePants"

100

HMU:
Yo, yo, yo, I am duly intrigued by your request to meet in the future, please contact again when ready

Hit me up

100

Funny story... Thor used Mjollnir, this type of weapon, to slaughter a giant named Thrym, who had stolen it; well, maybe funny to Thor

A hammer

200

In 2017 the maximum length of this went from 140 to 280 characters

Tweet

200

"Blue" this day of the week in January is said to be the most depressing day of the year; none of them are my favorite

Monday

200

Belly up to the bar on this show "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

Cheers

200

ICYMI:
You clearly have been living under some sort of rock, so let me catch you up on this tantalizing factoid

In case you missed it

200

The son of Mercury & Venus, this li'l love god ended up falling for & marrying Psyche

Cupid

300

A short bit of praise from a critic or a fellow author on the cover of a book

Blurb

300

You do this when you want to stop yourself from saying something; doing it by accident can be a painful mouth injury

Biting your tongue 

300

Biracial herself, Mariah Carey was excited to record the theme to this "Black-ish" prequel show

Mixed-ish

300

FTFY:
My good friend, you have erred in what you wrote, but I am gracious & have deigned to correct your mistake

Fixed that for you

300

From Greek for "the unseen", he ruled way downtown & had a 3-headed doggie named Cerberus who ate anyone that tried to leave

Hades

400

Larry Bird, or currently, Jayson Tatum

Celtic

400

The FCC suggests entering your information on this list if your phone keeps blowing up with extended warranty calls

The Do Not Call list

400

On a 1960s sitcom this title group is "creepy & they're kooky, mysterious & spooky, they're altogether ooky"

the Addams Family

400

IANAL: My skills do not reside in the courtroom, yet I feel the need to tell you of the possibly criminal error of your ways

I am not a lawyer

400

Prometheus had the bright idea to steal this from the gods & give it to man; the gods had Pro's liver eaten by an eagle on the reg

Fire

500

A fancy design of your initials that you use on stationery or clothing

Monogram

500

These uninvited insects likely make you itch; the Anopheles type can transmit malaria

Mosquitoes

500

"She's a magical gal in a small-town locale" went one tune for this show with Elizabeth Olsen immersed in old sitcoms

WandaVision

500

CMV:
I believe one thing but am open to your perspective, so now is your chance to explain to me my error

Change my view

500

Competing with Athena to create the most useful gift for man, this god of the sea hit a stone with his trident & created the horse

Poseidon