Season of Giving
This item, commonly an object of ragebait, has been been more of a "familial gift" than it was intended to be.
What is "The Suitcase"
(PS I CALL IT FOR THE CRUISE)
these outfits were free for the 4 of us, worn by all for about 2 hours, and then immediately donated to the nearest goodwill.
What is the turkey trot shirt?
This family member is commonly known as the "Golden One" who has never sinned in their entire life and will soon run the United States government.
Who is Christopher?
This King was the guy who threw the fellas in the fire.
Who is King Nebuchanezzar? (antetokunmpo ahh last name)
Name every category of person that mark cannot be friends with. (im looking for professions, general categorizations or identifiable traits)(100 each in 15 seconds)
Pastors or religious leaders, Lawyers, (ill give you black people but im sure he can find an black he likes), therapists, dog owners, lifeguards (probably), but honestly if you can spend about 3 seconds convincing me ill give you the points because I believe you.
This item was one of the more expensive gifts Casey has ever asked for/been given, and Casey received lots of questioning from the grandparents as to why he would ever buy said item.
What is the painting?
Mother was missing this feature in the throwback video we watched in Texas, sent as a birthday gift.
What is her pearly whites?
This family member HAD a hard time keeping a level head on the fourth of July and new years for some reason.
Who is Kay9?
This road...lol just buzz in you probably know
What is Damascus?
If you were to block Mark over text, this program would likely be the next way he tries to contact you.
What is literally whatever you want, take the points, he tried getting ahold of me on linkedin so nothing would surprise me. This is just the mark burns free space
This likely foreign item, given from a Lewis, was one of the most short-lived gifts that has been processed in this house. Nobody really knows its "wear"abouts.
What is "that one piece of jewelry from Cindy that someone threw away that was from Greece? I think it was a set of earrings. Can't imagine why they would throw those away honestly.
This hat was worn by someone in the carline as a method of public humiliation when dropping off Carly and myself in high school.
What is the cat in the hat...hat?
This family member can only be described by their dislike of the outdoors and staring problems.
Who is Asher?
These cities were basically the first test sites of a biblical nuke. I guess Lot's wife was salty.
What is Sodom and Gomorrah?
This is what mark THINKS he was, every time we hired someone to talk about emotional issues
What is a Therapist?
This object, given to Carly at the onset of her singing journey, encouraged her to turn her commutes into a stage.
What is the Karaoke Mic?
This character was a common comparison to Carly when she accidentally got her hair cut a little too short as a child.
Who is Dora?
This family member, known by mom as "of course you know them Casey dont you remember them theyre your relative you saw that one time" was recently involved in a major US magazine event and is mildly famous.
Who is Cousin Sarah?
This city was known for being a pretty radically sin-focused city, so much so that people would rather be swallowed by a whale than visit it apparently.
What is Ninevah?
This statement, made by mark quite frequently, was typically a response to someone saying something that could hurt his feelings.
What is "Cut me deep Shrek"
What is The TV Brick?
What feature of Caseys, specifically during his senior year, was so generationally ugly that I still have not gotten over it
THE NECK BEARD EW UGH WHO LET ME THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA I BLAME ALL OF YOU
This family member, considered senile by nature, has only ever been visited by the current iteration of the Nines (CCCD) once or twice by memory, and was been a big player in Grandpagate '26. (thats a watergate reference)(idk what watergate is im just referencing it as a scandal)
Who is Aunt Doris?
This animal mauled 42 boys in 2 Kings on the road to Bethel. I will also give it to you if you can name the person that called the curse that summoned the animal.
What is Bears/Elisha?
This adjective typically describes a person, such as mark, that became very invested in his family history and how they were involved in the formation of the country. Its become another way to advocate for slavery.
What is Confederate.
(BuT fOr EvErY oNe SoUtHeRn SoLdiEr ThAt DiEd, ThReE NoRtHeRnErS DiEd!!!)