The Nineties
He ran for 2,000 yards in a 14 game season... and 30 LAPD cars in a white Ford Bronco.
O.J. Simpson
This Democratic President is inaugurated in January, ending 12 consecutive years of Republican control of the White House.
Bill Clinton.
Clinton (1997 - 2001)
Syracuse Orange.
"Despite the constant negative press _ _ _ _ _ _ _" (May 31, 2017).
"covfefe"
Before Bored Ape NFTs, these stuffed animals were the stupidest speculative bubble, with sales peaking at $1.4B in 1998.
Beanie Babies.
This biographical drama by Steven Spielberg won the Academy Award for Best Picture, though it's understandable if you wouldn't want to rewatch it.
Schindler's List.
Finland and Sweden join the EU in response to the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Joe Biden (2021 - 2025)
This private California school's name refers strictly to the color, not the bird.
Stanford Cardinal.
"They took advantage of the United States on manufacturing, on just about everything - every aspect that you could imagine they took advantage of. I look at some of these agreements and I say who would ever sign a thing like this."
In this quote, Trump is referring to deals Mexico signed with:
Donald Trump.
Spanish pop duo Los del Rio recorded this hit dance-pop song in 1993, sparking a global dance phenomenon in a pre-TikTok viral trend.
The Macarena
The Maastricht Treaty took effect on November 1, officially creating this unique economic and political bloc.
The European Union.
The Paris Agreement is signed, the largest global pact to combat climate change to ever exist.
Barack Obama (2013 - 2017).
Founded in 1636 as simply "New College", this Ivy League's name is simply it's color.
Harvard Crimson.
"This hurricane is the wettest from the standpoint of _ _ _ _ _."
Water.
In response to slant-drilling and large outstanding debts, Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait and ignited this war between Iraq and a 42-country coalition.
Gulf War.
CERN publishes the source code to this decentralized global information system to the public domain, beginning the Information Age.
World Wide Web.
The International Astronomical Union officially reclassified Pluto as a "dwarf planet," much to the world's chagrin.
George W. Bush (2005 - 2009)
Founded in 1869, this Ohio team is the oldest baseball team in the MLB.
Cincinnati Reds.
Prince Harry is safe from Trump's policy pursuit of mass deportations, because:
"Harry has enough problems with Meghan -- she's terrible."
The architect of modern conservatism, his hyper-partisan rhetoric and nationalization of elections led to the first Republican House majority in 40 years in 1994 and Time Magazine's honor as "Man of the Year" in 1995.
Newt Gingrich.
This Thailand-based retailer is launched, becoming the second-largest hypermarket operator after Lotus's.
Big C.
The Troubled Assets Relief Program (TARP) is signed, disbursing $700B in funds to firms like CitiGroup and Bank of America in the largest bailout in American history.
George W. Bush (2005 - 2009)
This NHL team from Missouri is often forgotten in national coverage; we hope they're not too sad about it.
St. Louis Blues.
"[Person 1] should not take back [Person 2]. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!" (Oct. 17, 2012).
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart.