Stuff about me!
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What has keys but can't open locks?
A piano.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 100 anymore
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What high school did I go to!
JFKMHS
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
I am not alive, but I can grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire.
What three positive numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3
I'm light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
Breath
What are both my majors?
Computer Science and Economics
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word "ton".
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
I am thinking of a three-digit number. Its sum of digits is 12, and when the number is divided by the product of its digits, the quotient is 4. What is the number?
The number is 132. (1 + 3 + 2 = 6; 132 / (132) = 22).
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Where did I live last year (hint: Busch)
BEST East
A man is looking at a photograph of someone. His friend asks who it is. The man replies, "Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son." Who was in the photograph?
The man's son. (Explanation: "My father's son" is the man himself, since he has no brothers. Therefore, "that man's father" would be the man himself, making the person in the photograph his son.)
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
I am a three-digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
194. (Explanation: Let's denote the ones digit as x. Therefore, the tens digit becomes x + 5, and the hundreds digit is (x + 5) - 8. Given the conditions, the only number that fits is 194, where the ones digit is 4, the tens digit is 9, and the hundreds digit is 1.)
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A secret.
What's my favorite TV show (2 acceptable answers)
Suits or Breaking Bad, either is acceptable.
You're in a room with two doors. One leads to certain death and the other leads to freedom. You don't know which is which. In the room with you are two individuals. One always tells the truth, and the other always lies. You can ask one question to one of them to determine which door is which. What question do you ask?
You ask either person, "If I were to ask the other person which door leads to freedom, what would they say?" Then you take the opposite door of what they indicate.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word "ton".
Using only addition, subtraction, or multiplication, how can you add eight 8's to get the number 1,000?
Using only addition, how can you add eight 8's to get the number 1,000?
I am a tool in science that can only be seen by the eyes of those who understand me. I am not a physical object, but I guide the hands of progress. What am I?
An equation, a law, a theory, anything along those lines is acceptable.