Jokes
What likes to rock but is not a person?
Rock-et
Why are Zebras bad at baseball?
Because three stripes, their out!
What is a symbol?
It is something that is used to represent something else. It could be a picture, a shape a color, or an object.
One night, a wise goat and a sheep went in a house. the goat and the sheep got out. Who was left in the castle?
One Knight
Mr.Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
Who lives in the white house.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because seven ate nine. Get it? 7 8 9!
What symbols can you name?
Love:heart
Luck:Four leaf clover
Peace:Dove or olive branch
Freedom:Statue of Liberty
There was a green house and inside the green house was a white house and inside the white house was a red house and inside the red house is a bunch of babies.
Hint: You go at red and stop at green
Watermelon
What ship does not float in the ocean?
Spaceship!
Knock knock
Who's there
Annie
Annie who?
Annie body home?
What does the bear represents?
Dangerous and strong."Don't get in our way!"
Before you woke up, your friends gave you presents. One gave you a red one, one gave you a blue one, and one gave you a yellow one. What do you open first?
Your eyes.
My mom and my dad has four daughters and three sons. How many people are in the family?
10 (Plus me! I said words like MY mom and MY dad)
Knock knock
Who's there
Spell
Spell who
W-H-O
What thing represents the bold eagle?
Strength, courage, and freedom
what eight letter word is still a word after you take a letter away every time?
Staring (starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I)
There were two sons and two fathers who went fishing. Everyone had got one fish. When they got home, there was only three fish left. Why?
Because the smallest son had a father to fish with him and his grandpa, the oldest, was the father of the dad who had a son, too.
A king, a queen and a twin lad in a large room. How come there was no adults?
Because their all beds!
What is bold eagle on?
A dollar bill
A man rode on Friday. The next day, the man rode on Friday. Why are there two Fridays in a week?
Because his horse's name is Friday.