Dumbass Quotes
“Who is Winston?”
Nick “Furenthal/John Conditioned” Condurso
This movie, directed by David Ayer, was released as part of the DCEU and was hated by many people, while also marking it as one of the worst superhero films of all time.
Suicide Squad (2016)
What map did the McCree and Ashe cinematic short “Reunion” take place on?
Route 66
This comedian starred on Malcolm in the Middle and Kung Fu Panda before rising to popularity as a kind-hearted chemistry teacher turned Scarface in Vince Gilligan’s most famous work.
Bryan Cranston
Discovering this game around 2016 and 2017, I played through the entire game with Arct1c Reaper/Destroyer before going out on my own and eventually unlocking every achievement in the game.
Dark Souls 3
“It’s your old pal Onyx here”
Brayden “Arct1c Ghost”
This movie was considered to have one of the worst acting performances of all time from the daughter of the director, while also containing one of the most atrocitious endings to come to cinema, especially in a renowned series of films.
The Godfather: Part 3
What is the name of the game mode which sparked a fierce competition between group members as they battled on the roof of a building in King’s Row to become the champion?
Doom Sumo
Bo Burnham
I got surgery on this part of my body back in December of 2020, which ended up helping me sleep better and also seemed to help me in feeling more energetic.
Nose
“Boogers um num mnun mmmm chips”
Matt Cavallo
Created by a subsidiary of ZeniMax Media, this game released just five months after its initial reveal to the public and ended up releasing horribly, much to the dismay of some of the group and thousands of other fans.
Fallout 76
What is the name of the Genji skin of him in his youth, which also shares a name with the nickname his father gave him due to his small size as a child?
Sparrow
One of the stars of a Netflix comedy show about puberty, he also went on to star in movies such as The Addams Family and The Secret Life of Pets 1 and 2.
Nick Kroll
I talked to this girl for a month and maybe a bit longer and it seemed to be going well, until she suddenly got a boyfriend and proceeded to block me for no reason at all.
Sam
“Just killed a woman, feeling good”
Nick “BigRagazzi” Cavallo
Created by Hello Games and released in 2016, this game had one of the worst launches of all time exclusively on PS4 before eventually improving and coming to Xbox years later with a story.
No Man’s Sky
What is the name of the achievement which requires a player to hit 6 players with a single use of Meteor Strike?
Cratered
This African American comedian starred in a show containing his own name, but he left in 2006 and went on to perform comedy specials such as “Sticks and Stones” and “Equanimity & The Bird Revelation”
Dave Chappelle
I dislocated this part of my body twice on random occasions but managed to pop it back into place before going on with my day.
Shoulder
“Why do girls always go for fascists?”
Raid Zaid Duraid Thabit
Originally beginning as the second show in this TV superhero cinematic universe, it went from being decent in quality to going extremely downhill with bad CGI, very generic and predictable plot elements, and overall stupidity being introduced on a scale larger than seen before in the show.
The Flash
What is the name of the scientist who raised the superintelligent gorilla known as Winston?
Harold Winston
This Hispanic comedian, known by an adjective which could be used to describe pillows or animals, made a cameo in an episode in Narcos and also had his own comedy specials, “Stand-Up Revolution” and “I’m Not Fat, I’m ——-“
Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias
This man, who also shares a name with a cousin of one of the friend group, was raised by my addict great uncle and ended up going into an acting career which involved a guest spot on Better Call Saul and a Mortal Kombat fan film amongst other careers.
Kevin Chambers