Music (Car and Other)
Pet Town
Hilarious Injuries
Names of Things
Common Knowledge
100

An ideal place to play the recorder

What is in the darkness?

100

We had 14 of these at one point

What are gerbils?

100

Stirs up strife

What is a knife?

100

Provisional name for Callum, as suggested by me

What is Snowball?

100

If you have this, you don't need to pay for glasses, prescription drugs, or dental care

What is personal health insurance?

200

G. Lightfoot sang about the tragic deaths of 29 labourers in a light-hearted travel bop set on this Great Lake

What is Lake Superior?

200

Maxwell's favourite, perhaps aggressively so

What is corn on the cob?

200

Grammy's foot was obliterated by this luxury appliance

What is a hot tub?

200

Madelyn's phone generated this ideal Drag Queen Name (festive)

Who is Meryl Chernobyl?

200

Known as the funniest religion

What is Catholicism?

300

This socially aware 1990 album is not only a masterpiece, but also the best tape in the car

What is Listen without Prejudice, vol 1?

300

Charlie was traumatized for life when one of these fell on his crate as an infant

What is a Christmas tree?

300

B. Stewart tore this vital blood-filtering organ in a sledding accident on the escarpment

What is the spleen?

300

Huckle the cat was named for a resident of this industrious anthropomorphic city

What is Busytown?

300

Your host danced in the rain in a photo feature in this magazine

What is Today's Parent?
400

Callum pummeled these to the tune of Bicycle Race

What are his nards?

400

Sascha the guinea pig's unique fur pattern was a result of this monstrous genetic condition

What is chimerism?

400

Common household substance that Madelyn is allergic to

What is dish soap?

400

Entry-level mathematical construct suitable to use as an easy-to-remember WPS wi-fi password

What is pi?

400

This guy is actually like 27 years old

Who is the fat kid from Modern Family?

500

Perverted song notorious for having lyrics that are difficult to memorize

What is Sweet Child o' Mine?

500

Maxwell flew out of the darkness and bit me like a [...]

What is a dracula?

500

When properly used, colanders prevent these

What are burnt hands?

500

Everyone calls me this

Who is Johnny Stompnuts?

500

You need to wear these to get into Heaven

What are Christmas Shoes?