What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
A cupcake
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
A reflection
If you multiply me by any other number the number will always stay the same what number am I?
Zero
What always is on the ground but never gets dirty
your shadow
Which of santa's raindeer can you see from space
Comet
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
Which ring is a square?
A boxing ring
If a boy blows 18 bubbles, and then pops 7, eats 6, stomps five, and blows another one. how many are left?
one
what tastes better than it smells?
your tongue
What can you serve but not eat
a ball
I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me. What am I?
Your breath
What gets bigger every time you take it from it?
A hole
I have a strait back and sharp teeth that bite. What am I?
a saw
What is the richest Nut
The cash-ew
I have no life, but I can die what am I?
A battery
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandilion
What has keys but cannot open anything
A piano
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die.
Nothing
I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I'm an even number. What number am I?
Seven
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs before there were any chickens.
When things go wrong what can you always count on?
Your fingers
What has thirteen hearts but no other organisms?
A deck of cards
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, then 3 days later, he rides out of town on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse's name is Friday.