Gratuitous Gifts
What birthday did I receive the most books?
My thirteenth.
What is my favorite movie of all time?
A. (500) Days of Summer (2009)
B. Clue (1985)
C. Past Lives (2023)
D. The Grand Budapest Hotel (2013)
C. Past Lives (2023)
A. Serving
B. Slaying
C. Neasty
D. Brat
C. Neasty
What was the iconic Emmy-deserving T.V. show that hooked all our babysitters?
Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse
What was my favorite thing I learned in 6th grade?
A. Waves
B. Algebra
C. The Great Lakes
D. Fahrenheit vs Celsius
C. The Great Lakes
In 2020 on my ninth birthday, I was given a hat and postcard that referenced what T.V. show?
Gravity Falls
Who is my favorite film director?
A. Wes Anderson
B. Hayao Miyazaki
C. Greta Gerwig
D. John Hughes
A. Wes Anderson
The iconic joke from the 2000s Australian show.
Arr naur. The condensation! EAHMMAH!!!!
Sanchez the Rody
What was the infamous T.V. show I stared in that began airing in my sixth year?
The Sassy Six-Year-Old
What birthday was I given a blue Razor scooter?
My seventh birthday.
What is my favorite Ghibli movie at the moment?
A. Whisper of the Heart (1995)
B. Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
C. From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)
D. Princess Mononoke (1997)
A. Whisper of the Heart (1995)
- _ ___'_ ____!
- Are we brothers?
- I don't know!
The iconic line delivered by Nolen Phillips in Mystery Train (2013)
Bonus points if you answer the character's name.
"A murdur."
-Duncan
Who was my most streamed artist of August 2024?
Chappell Roan
In 2021 on my tenth birthday, I received an enormous purple hoodie with an album title etched across it. What musician's merch was this? Bonus points if you get the album correct.
Happier Than Ever - Billie Eilish
What was the movie that came the closest to making me cry?
A. Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021)
B. Columbus (2017)
C. Dead Poets Society (1989)
D. Past Lives (2023)
B. Columbus (2017)
I kinda feel like I'm already part of the boys club. I mean... ____ __ _____ ______ ________ __ _____ __.
I kinda feel like I'm already part of the boys club. I mean... look at those bishes cleaning up after me.
What was the house favorite board game that a certain father rage quit from?
Monopoly
What is my favorite game of all time?
A. Dress To Impress
B. Stardew Valley
C. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
D. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
B. Stardew Valley
On my eleventh birthday, me and Dawee played what game on the projector in my room?
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
What was the first movie I logged on Letterboxd?
A. Suzume (2022)
B. Past Lives (2023)
C. Mamma Mia! (2008)
D. Whisper of the Heart (1995)
B. Past Lives (2023)
The bayang.
After Yang (2021)
The furry and brightly colored android who me and Auden treated like our own child.
Taybo the Furby
On the eve of what birthday did me and Auden attempt to have a sleepover on the trampoline? Bonus points if you note Auden's age at the time and why she was in a foul mood the following morning.
My ninth birthday, 2020. She was fifteen and noticeably huffy because the odd temperatures that night gave me bad insomnia and I retired to my bedroom, forcing her to come inside as well, therefore ruining everything. Good times.