riddle
What has hands but can't clap?
what is a clock
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
snowflake
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
feather
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
Which month has 28 days?
all of them
What has a head but no brain?
lettuce
Where do you take a sick boat?
the dock-ter
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?
Nine years.
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich want it, but if you eat me, you'll die?
nothing
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
shirt
Which fish costs the most?
goldfish
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
in the middle of water
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
alphabet
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
chicago
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
What is more useful when it is broken?
egg
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday.
I think she must be plotting something.
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose.