Are you sure?
Really?
Is that your best?
Is this even English?
100

You've a face like a Lurgan spade

What is 'You look very sad'

100

My hair's all over the shop

What is 'My hair is a mess'

100

Go away on out of that

What is 'Don't try to fool me'

100

We had some banter in there last night

What is 'We had a lot of good conversation last night'

200

Will you houl your whist?

What is 'Will you be quiet?'

200

Dead on mucker

What is 'That's right my friend'

200

Do you see thon buck eejit?

What is 'Can you see that very silly person?'

200

Have you hoaked around in that cupboard again?

What is 'Have you had a rummage in that cupboard again?'

300

He's up to high doh

What is 'He's very stressed'

300

What's the craic with you today?

What is 'How are things going today for you?'

300

Keep her lit

What is 'You need to keep giving your best efforts'

300

Thon auld doll hasn't a baldy

What is 'That elderly lady doesn't know what she's talking about'

400

Will you quit geurnin?

What is 'Will you stop complaining?'

400

Fair play to you

What is 'I didn't think you could do that as well as you did'

400

I think that car is banjaxed

What is 'I think that car is badly damaged'

400

Did you think I came up the Lagan in a bubble?

What is 'Did you think I would be so easily fooled?'

500

When she said that, I was scundered

What is 'I was very embarrassed when she said that'

500

There's a ween of weans over there

What is 'There are a lot of children over there'

500

I just need a wee taste of that cement to get the job done

What is 'I only need a little extra strength to complete this task'

500

Getting ready for my exam was wee buns

What is 'It was really easy to get my exam revision done'