Jokes
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake.
Elephants can actually jump!
False...they can't.
Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
Used to describe something or someone that seems untrustworthy or questionable.
What is "sus" or "opp"?
“Bye Felicia”
A slang way of dismissing someone. It is based on a character named Felisha in the movie Friday. Bye, Felicia often appears in memes, GIFs, and hashtags online to express disregard or indifference to someone, as if to say, “That’s it. I’m done putting up with you. I’m so over this. Goodbye.”
Gen Y
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
Koalas have fingerprints.
True!
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?
A secret
A term used to refer to friends, colleagues, or anyone you feel close to.
What is Fam, gang, or chat?
Bogus
A word to describe something imaginary or false. Its origins stem from the early 19th century, from the machine used to make counterfeit coins called a “bogus”. Eventually, it became used instead of “funny money” and was subsequently surpassed by the word “phoney”.
Gen X
Who won the skeleton contest?
No body.
Dolphins sleep with their eyes open?
False, they sleep with one eye open!
The more there is, the less you see.
Darkness
This means a makeover or transformation from bad to good.
What is a Glow up?
Gnarly
This phrase came from the surfing culture and meant that a wave was “challenging” or “frightening”. Slang has a habit of flipping bad things into good things, and the phrase evolved to mean “amazing”. It is commonly used to poke fun at California surfer dudes in film and pop culture.
Gen X
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
They’re shellfish.
True!
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom!
A way of saying "yes," "OK," or "it's on"
What is "bet"?
Literally
While “literally” usually means “actually” rather than figuratively, millennials purposefully misuse this word in phrases such as “literally dying” or “literally the worst” for dramatic effect.
Gen Y
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog.
Hummingbirds can only fly forwards.
False! They can fly backwards too!
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
Carpet!
Used to describe a positive feeling about something.
What is "ate" or "periodt"?
"Don't flip your wig"
This phrase was used to tell someone to calm down after they were acting up.
Baby Boomers